Yeah, this was actually written back in January 2007. But it's good, so you folks over here need to read it. Seriously.

Mr. Goodbar is a trademark of the Hershey company
All other aspects of character, scenario, and so on belong to me.
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License.

EDIT- Gah, pretend the formatting is correct. :<