SMASHING.

I'm amazed at your child-smuggling skills!

You have a Tardis tummy

THIS MAKES THE MOST SENSE

The "OMG I MUST TOUCH YOUR BELLY" people are weird. I wouldn't be comfortable with it either.

Your kids seem to prefer holding out on growing until AFTER they're born. I remember seeing Arty hold Val in one hand when she was a newborn, and then she shot up like a weed.

I know right? I have to wonder how big Val would have been if we'd gotten to my due date though. M has reaaaally long legs so I'm predicting a mini beanpole.

"I've just got a haircut."
"I must touch your head!"

Didn't you know? Pregnancy voids all rights to personal space! *twitch*

I'm a dude and even I want to smack people who do that.

I was the same way, I didn't show till around 6-7 months lol!! Glad to hear you are doing so well too :) I hate the tummy touchers... I thankfully didn't have too many. But what is worse IMO is people you don't know who feel compelled to touch your newborn ><

I know! When they're tiny, everyone acts like they've never seen a baby before and try to grab it and take off with it without asking. I thought my hubby was going to kill someone who did that one day. o.=.O She just grabbed the baby and started to walk off with her while we were in a restaurant. I knew her, but not that well. He grabbed her by the shoulder and was "What the hell are you doing?!" Newborns have a new immune system. You're supposed to wash your hands and things first. Not once has someone come up and said they wanted to hold her and washed their hands first. Seriously. My baby. Not yours. And by the gods, at least wash your hands first! >.=.<

I think the only reason I was able to avoid that was by wearing Val in a sling. For some reason, people don't seem to want to reach towards your boobs to grab a baby. :)

That's why I <3 my Moby, but it gets SO hot here I can't use it sometimes :(

I want those pants!

Oh my; well hidden!

This scares me!!!


Plus even days away from delivery you looked only 6 months pregnant.

When I went into labor, I had to drop off a test at the hospital lab, and I told them I really had to get going because I was in labor and needed to get back to L&D. They looked at me like I was BSing them. :D

Should start carrying a cattle prod... keep the touchers at bay!

You and your tininess! Damn it, I gained 50 pounds with Eevee... I'm still fighting it off. >.=.<

Never pegged Nigel Thoooooornneberry as a Pregger.

You have the right to get irrational and smack them for touching you. Nobody on this green earth would hold it against a pregnant woman, irrational or rational.

I'm rather concerned you didn't bother to hide your face for this picture. I always thought you were uncomfortable with it.

I'm proud of the mustache :((((

It is a fine moostash, it is.

Super Moms always have a secret identity!