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"You look lovely enough to eat, my dear."
"So... she can cook right?"
"All this talk has me a bit peckish. Are snacks provided?"
Born with a silver ladle in his mouth, His mind revolves around one thing only.
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"So... she can cook right?"
"All this talk has me a bit peckish. Are snacks provided?"
Born with a silver ladle in his mouth, His mind revolves around one thing only.
for
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fat Furs
Species Housecat
Size 598 x 800px
File Size 137.8 kB
DON: I’VE GOT MY PRIDE, YOU KNOW.
JACK: What?…Oh, Don, forget it.
DON: I won’t forget it. If I’m not wanted on this program, I’ll leave.
MARY: Jack, what’s wrong with Don?
JACK: It’s nothing.
DON: Nothing, he says.. and after all I’ve done for him.
JACK: Huh? Now just hold it a minute, Don.. what have you ever done for me?
DON: I’ll tell you what I’ve done for you.. I’ve been on this program seventeen years.. and for seventeen years I’ve been eating and eating and stuffing myself just so you can do jokes at my expense.
JACK: What?
DON: How many laughs would you get if I weren’t a big fat slob?
JACK: Don Wilson, I’ve never called you that.
DON: Well, you’ve thought it many a time.
MARY: Jack Benny, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
JACK: Ashamed of myself? For what? I knew this whole thing would be twisted around where it would all be my fault.
DENNIS: My mother hates you, too.
Jack Benny Show, Sept. 23, 1951
JACK: What?…Oh, Don, forget it.
DON: I won’t forget it. If I’m not wanted on this program, I’ll leave.
MARY: Jack, what’s wrong with Don?
JACK: It’s nothing.
DON: Nothing, he says.. and after all I’ve done for him.
JACK: Huh? Now just hold it a minute, Don.. what have you ever done for me?
DON: I’ll tell you what I’ve done for you.. I’ve been on this program seventeen years.. and for seventeen years I’ve been eating and eating and stuffing myself just so you can do jokes at my expense.
JACK: What?
DON: How many laughs would you get if I weren’t a big fat slob?
JACK: Don Wilson, I’ve never called you that.
DON: Well, you’ve thought it many a time.
MARY: Jack Benny, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
JACK: Ashamed of myself? For what? I knew this whole thing would be twisted around where it would all be my fault.
DENNIS: My mother hates you, too.
Jack Benny Show, Sept. 23, 1951
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