Alien! Bernard.
This isn't some redesign just something for fun. I adore aliens, just the idea of them makes me happy.
SO I Alienfied my Sona Bernard.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7823844/
(what he useally looks like)
AND I opening for commissions for these, kinda like Squeedge's monsterfy commissions! Let me warp your character's DNA for a mere 15$! These will be done on 8X10 card stock with a full colored and shaded alien form of your character, with a "silhouette" back ground.
This isn't some redesign just something for fun. I adore aliens, just the idea of them makes me happy.
SO I Alienfied my Sona Bernard.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7823844/
(what he useally looks like)
AND I opening for commissions for these, kinda like Squeedge's monsterfy commissions! Let me warp your character's DNA for a mere 15$! These will be done on 8X10 card stock with a full colored and shaded alien form of your character, with a "silhouette" back ground.
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 805 x 1044px
File Size 180.2 kB
I know, they're way different than normal cats who just kinda... eat the dirt or something. Maybe because they don't have fur to soak up the oils. I could never get a sphinx can't, I would be far to tempted to give it one of those non toxic sticky tramp stamp tats or something.
It would haha "Bernard from beyond the stars let me touch your ears! I command it!"
It would haha "Bernard from beyond the stars let me touch your ears! I command it!"
Like real REAL tattoos? Thats awful. I mean I would be tempted to put a fake one on it, but I never would because I would be scared of them eating it when they lick it or something. Arrgh plus that would hurt them so bad, and what if the ink is bad for cats? I mean cats are way different from humans unlike dogs and horses.
"So allow us to do the ear grope of peace before the war with wolves breaks out, and we slaughter all of your people."
"So allow us to do the ear grope of peace before the war with wolves breaks out, and we slaughter all of your people."
Yeah, people get real tattoos on them. My main issue is that it's painful and it's not like the cat can consent to this, it's really another instance of people treating their pets like accessories. There was also a case of a woman putting piercings in kittens and selling them as "Gothic kittens".
"We also have the spray bottle of shame if the wolves don't work"
"We also have the spray bottle of shame if the wolves don't work"
Those poor babies! That is just horrible! I wouldn't think that a little kitty body could handle suck rattling from the needle. And those poor poor kittens. But people do alot of sick things, like in China they're shoving little baby turtles and other small animals into these small sealed pouches and sell them as a keychains. These poor animals die after 2 months sealed into a confined space with their body waist. And in Germany right now two art students are holing a poll to see if they should use a guillotine on a poor lamb for "art".
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