I can only imagine the many other things mama might have said. >.>

I AM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF ME!
LOOK AT MY SMILE IM SO DAMN HAPPY ALL THE PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME
THESE ARE MY LOVE HANDLES AND THIS IS MY SPOUT
BUT IF YOU KNOCK ME OVER THEN MAMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

I AM HAPPY I AM SPECIAL I AM GONNA HEAVE
NOW WELCOME TO MY HAPPY WORLD NOW GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE
I AM HAPPY I AM GOOD I AM......IM OUTTA HERE!..

SCREW YOU!

8D

Boxing and muzzles... Eh, the angular momentum is proportional to muzzle length. So I can place my bet that a gorilla would be much harder to knock down than a coyote or a (god forbid!) heron.