Never Trust a Talking Map (sketch by WonderingWolf18)
*giggles* This is a piece by
wonderingwolf18 of Brownie, who seems to be channeling Dora the Explorer while on an adventure but is frustrated by the map. :P
As a Girl Scout...Brownie loves going on adventures. Kinda like Kayla and her fascination for the human world, Brownie sees Dora the Explorer as an idol (thankfully that's about all from the human world she admires though she wonders why she doesn't wear the very training pants she "advertises" - silly humans). As such, she takes some of her fashion cues after her and had tried very hard to get the map and backpack...and finally managed to. So one day, she decided she wanted to go an a trip to visit Scout using the map and backpack from her house through the woods. When she reached for the map in the backpack (after playfully calling for it), she tried to read it before it started to sing its song. The map then pointed out the waypoints - creek, changing table, Scout's house. Brownie groaned and checked her diaper - it was dry, then barked back at the map. It still said the same thing - creek, changing table, Scout's house! Brownie started to growl at the map. "I don't need a change! Gimme better directions!" The map didn't change it's directions and once again Brownie growled. "What kinda puppy you think I am?" With that the map started to sing again.
"You're just like Dora, silly pup!" The map sang.
"How so, dumb map?!" Brownie growled back.
"I know her secret...she didn't want to tell her family. Only I knew because I was in her backpack!"
"Whaddya mean?"
"I see those diapers you have in there...Dora had some in her backpack, too. She just too shy to ask anyone to help!" The map chimed in while singing. Brownie was perplexed as the map sang it's answer.
"She musta been shy about them, then...wonder if she secretly wanted Swiper to change her," Brownie mused.
"Strange idea...typically furry," The map interjected, "But I think Dora did have some affection for him." Brownie had enough...some things form childhood she deduced should just be left alone. That is even if she found the fact her idol was a crinklebottom from a gossiping map.
"As much as it muses me that Dora needed her training pants," Brownie barked back as she stuffed the map back in the backpack, "Next time I ask for directions, I'll bring my Scout Scout with me!" Brownie just groaned and kept going.
A big thanks for a cute commission.
Brownie ©
charliekit
(of course, by reference and such) Dora, Backpack and Map © Viacom
artwork ©
wonderingwolf18
wonderingwolf18 of Brownie, who seems to be channeling Dora the Explorer while on an adventure but is frustrated by the map. :PAs a Girl Scout...Brownie loves going on adventures. Kinda like Kayla and her fascination for the human world, Brownie sees Dora the Explorer as an idol (thankfully that's about all from the human world she admires though she wonders why she doesn't wear the very training pants she "advertises" - silly humans). As such, she takes some of her fashion cues after her and had tried very hard to get the map and backpack...and finally managed to. So one day, she decided she wanted to go an a trip to visit Scout using the map and backpack from her house through the woods. When she reached for the map in the backpack (after playfully calling for it), she tried to read it before it started to sing its song. The map then pointed out the waypoints - creek, changing table, Scout's house. Brownie groaned and checked her diaper - it was dry, then barked back at the map. It still said the same thing - creek, changing table, Scout's house! Brownie started to growl at the map. "I don't need a change! Gimme better directions!" The map didn't change it's directions and once again Brownie growled. "What kinda puppy you think I am?" With that the map started to sing again.
"You're just like Dora, silly pup!" The map sang.
"How so, dumb map?!" Brownie growled back.
"I know her secret...she didn't want to tell her family. Only I knew because I was in her backpack!"
"Whaddya mean?"
"I see those diapers you have in there...Dora had some in her backpack, too. She just too shy to ask anyone to help!" The map chimed in while singing. Brownie was perplexed as the map sang it's answer.
"She musta been shy about them, then...wonder if she secretly wanted Swiper to change her," Brownie mused.
"Strange idea...typically furry," The map interjected, "But I think Dora did have some affection for him." Brownie had enough...some things form childhood she deduced should just be left alone. That is even if she found the fact her idol was a crinklebottom from a gossiping map.
"As much as it muses me that Dora needed her training pants," Brownie barked back as she stuffed the map back in the backpack, "Next time I ask for directions, I'll bring my Scout Scout with me!" Brownie just groaned and kept going.
A big thanks for a cute commission.
Brownie ©
charliekit(of course, by reference and such) Dora, Backpack and Map © Viacom
artwork ©
wonderingwolf18
Category Artwork (Digital) / Baby fur
Species Dog (Other)
Size 1024 x 1024px
File Size 86.8 kB
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