You check on your bitching webcomic at your website mspaintadventures.com (turns out mspaintadventures is also a universal constant). Your current comic, Troll Problem Sleuth is about a hardboiled TPI and his crazy misadventures. It is also an amazing success and is viewed by nearly a ten people every week! (You tell all your friends that the number is way higher)

You like to think you're a great cartoonist, but you just draw such simple pages so that you can pump them out as fast as possible Sometimes your update schedule is fucking bananas.