Okay, so... UUUUGHHH!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS

UGH.

Before I start up I suppose I should explain the dunce cap. It's there simply because I made a remark earlier today pertaining to alcohol and being drunk and all that shit. I have a very low tolerance for drunkards. I don't want to deal with them. At all. Well, because of this standing, I'm a dunce. YUP.

Anyways, from here on I'm just going to be blunt about my opinion in all of this.

Alcohol.

Never had a drop in my life, cuz I think it's wrong. It has destroyed peoples' lives. Before you all get up in my shit about this, I know that's not the case with EVERYBODY, but I also know there's people who will turn to booze to solve the littlest of problems, like getting a fucking paper cut.

I don't see why people feel the need to go out and get drunk to have fun. If it's necessary for you to have to get fucking plastered for you to have fun... just... GET A GOD DAMNED LIFE!!! If you need alcohol to have a good time, simply put, you're pathetic. I can understand maybe going out and having a casual drink with friends or something, but not drinking to the point of becoming a trashed moron.

Maybe the buzz feels nice (I don't know, I've never drank before), but there's a lot more you could be doing to get some sort of a "buzz", if you will. Play some video games, draw/craft, go rock climbing, do some sky diving, go have sex/masturbate, WHATEVER. Fuck, go run into a wall repeatedly if that's what you prefer, but don't fucking kill all of your brain cells off because you wanted to feel a little "happy". Is that buzz/high/I don't give a crap anymore, worth it the next morning when you feel like you got the shit beaten out of you by a pro wrestler because you have a god damned hangover sent straight from hell?

For the past couple months I've been working a midnight to 3am shift every Thursday at the residence hall I live in. And every Thursday I get to witness the same thing; fucking drunkards stumbling in and being the dumbasses they are for getting trashed in the first place. Again I bring up the question of if it's really worth it. Is it cool to look like an absolute imbecile? Fucking nine-year-olds have more common sense.

I don't take well to the whole "Oh, it's just college life. That's just what happens." NO. THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMNED REASON TO BE A COMPLETE MORON. Yeah, college students have all the freedom in the world. No parents. No true authority figure (with the exception of police if they're called or whatever). Apparently this all equates to reverting back to the mentality of a rock for some people. I really don't get it.

I swear to god I could just keep going on this, but I'll spare you all.

Shit talk me if you must. Just remember that this is all my little opinionated rant. I'm not saying that everything I just put up is absolute law. NO. If you think that then you can just kindly get your ass out of my comments section, kay?

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**Blitz's wings have been omitted from this pic for artistic purposes