A little experiment to prove that anything can happen on Ukulele. It started with a Music Theory assignment where you had to finish the lyrical thought. The start was "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained", to which I responded "People dead and ankles Sprained". My friend then added "Doom and gloom may fill the room, but my time is coming very soon". Then this was spawned.
Distressingly Strange Lyrics with a Psychotically Happy Tune, played on the Ukulele.

Lyrics:
Verse:
I wake up in the morning to these white padded walls
I'd check my phone if they'd let me have one but I'm sure I have no calls
All those who had cared about me are all dead and gone
For the same reasons why I'm locked up here singing for you this song

Chorus:
All I wanted was to try it out didn't know that people would scream and shout
When the demons came matching out from my mind for a damn good killing time

Verse:
When the Demons came to party, they said they wanted to kill
So they slaughtered all the people out there, like ducks standing still
They turned kids in to meat smoothies, I assume they were rather good
Cuz when I stepped in a puddle of babies, I wanted to try some, too

Chorus:
All I wanted was to try it out didn't know that people would scream and shout
When the demons came matching out from my mind for a damn good killing time
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, people are dead and animals maimed
Doom and gloom might fill the room, but my time is coming soon

[Interlude for possible Solos on other instruments]

Bridge:
They appeared as I imagined them and killed till they were done
Probably could've stopped them but they were having too much fun

Verse:
When all the death was over, I went out only to find
Some people who called me crazy, said it was only in my mind

Final Chorus:
All I want to do is just get out I wanna make the people go scream and shout
And let the demons out of my mind Victory shall be mine!
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained: people will die, I can't be blamed
Doom and gloom will fill this room 'cuz their time is coming soon
Their time is coming soon... Their time is coming soon...