Contacting headquarters..

Stage one of operations complete. Construction of Eevee death ray machine has been finished without any major complications. Once activated, this machine shall transmit a signal specifically tuned to Eevee's genetic instability, causing major complications. Many trainers in this area are in possession of the Pokemon and its population numbers have exploded over the past few years. Once activated, we can estimate that the local Eevee family populations will be reduced by one third. After a demonstration of our weapon's capabilities, we should be able to extort Eevee owners for huge amounts of cash. Hail Giovanni!