Secretary birds are AIDES, not AIDS. :<

Can't it be both?!

I guess that is true

I just wanted to make sure no one was being racist here

But in the end I was the most racist of all :(

TRULY WE HAVE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT OURSELVES

She is safe OK. She practiced safe sex and wore a hardhat.

And possibly had sex inside an actual bank vault

Is it the biggest safe

Yes she did that too
she is very cognizant of safety

Did she remember her anti-static bracelet that grounds her to things so that she does not statically shock a thing?

I hope she also remembered her safety goggles. Those are seriously necessary sometimes depending on the boyfriend.

Look she is in rubber boots and she is even wearing an apron and work gloves! I can't decide if this is getting sexier or less sexy.

Clothes make everything sexy, because you can't help but imagine how fun it would be to take them off

In this case it's even better because the clothes show how smart and safe-minded she is so it is like totally attractive because she is wearing most of her personality on the outside

Also it means that if you have to remove anything to have sex it is that much hotter because you are adding a slight element of non-safety!

I am getting hard just thinking about removing her hygenic cloacal plug OK

She has a spare behind the first one OK

Oh god, so hot. D:

brb masturbating furiously

Be sure and use a hand wipe OK. She has those in the pocket on her coveralls.

She's going to need them herself to clean off the Bite layer I just added to her safety gear~

Secretaryostitute, you say?

Someone bucking for a raise?

more like fucking for a raise.

And by "raise" I mean...

...something.

I already lost the thread.

Giggity.