hahaha very funny i guess he and Godzilla may do a good rampage hey i can join with they to be more funny XDDD
also good work

lol XD that would be epic.
lol thanks

Can i shoot him down?

NO >:<

Aw comon! I won't hurt him! Much...

NOOOOO

::A giant metal hulk climbs up the building and roars with the other giant:: META! ITS A ONE GIANT PER BUILDING LIMIT!!

stern- *stares really hard at him*

::Meta:: Growls deeply. :: MY BUILDING!!!

stern- *keeps staring*

Meta: Punches him off building:: Creep.

stern: *bites your head and doesn't let go*

Meta ::Itas like biting a hard metal object. But it just gets really angry.:: RAAGH!!! ::Grabs and pulls:: LET GO!!! ::With one hand of course.::

stern- *chomps down harder.*

Meta: Grabs onto stern with both hands... letting go of the building... oh... my... GOD!:: LET GO DOGGY!!! I survive fall you won't!

stern-*lets go,but bites you with tail* thats where your mistaken*grabs onto the building and let's him fall while climbing up higher*

Meta: ::Is still holding onto him with both hands:: Hey doggie! Watch this. ::He spins rapidly and yoyos back up above him and double kicks him off himself and thows him off the building:: Bye bye.

stern-*appears behind him*trying to get rid of me? i don't think so*pushes him off*

As meta falls he lads safely on the ground. Kai-Zero appears in the window one froor up:: Kai:YODELEA HE HOO!!! ::Blasts stern with the dragon cannon arm. He may be small but that cannon can fry even a giant.::

stern- *shoots a fire that cancels the attack*you can't win.now get off my building

Kai: Hmm... Let me thinNO. Say AAH! ::Switches weapons to a freeze cannon:: You want this bilding so bad?! KEEP IT! ::Freezes stern to the building when elijah pops ut at his foot, toren pops out at his other foot, and yatta X,79 pops out at his other hand.:: SUPRISE! ::Even heather got in on the action and stunned his tail with a frost grenade.:: Frost cannons at full power! Well bag and tag this sucker! ::Frozen in 3 minutes flat::

Princess-STERN!!STERN HONEY!!BABY?!*running towards him*omg what happened to you!
Stern-*frozen*
Princess-*stands back and lifts her leg. smashes it down on the ice and causes it to shatter*goodness,your nothing without me you know that?
stern-*shrinks down to normal size*i didn't need your help
princess- yes right!

Kai: Jumps from the window and lands beside Heather:: So now what?

Princess-*turns to face you sharply*who are you?!did you do this to my sterny werny???you have a lot of explaining to do!*poking kai's chest*
stern*faceplams*

::Holds up gun arm and freezes princess:: next question?
Heather: ::Facepalms::

stern-*shaking his head*shouldn't have done that
Princess-*the ices cracks then splits open.she's fuming mad*how....dare...you!!*puches the gun ouy of his hand and attacks him*
stern-sigh.i'mmm gonna go*sneaking off*

::Heather sighs::
Kai- GET HER OFF ME GET HER OFF ME!!!
::Heather: Why?
Kai- PLEASE?! OW! LEGGO MY LEG!
::Heather sighs and follows stern skating to his side:: Read any good books lately? ::She asks him::
Kai: HEATHER!!! OW LEGGO MY CRYSTAL!!! DON'T PULL THAT!!! LEGGO OF THAT!!! OW! HEY!! STOP!! uh... LOOK! HEATHERS STEALING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
::Heather:: God dammit Kai...

stern-i'm not her bf >_<
Princess-*stops and tuns slowly,teeth bared and eyes glaring*
stern-he said your hair is ugly
Princess-*snarls at kai and continues her onslot of attacks*

Kai: uh she called you a bitch!
Heather: I did what now?

Princes-well..i AM a female dog.
stern-thats true
Princess-*picks you up and throws you off a cliff*that reminds me.i cut your wires so you may not be able to move ha ha!
stern- sigh

::Jets suto activate and he flies up and onto the cliff edge collapsing to the ground:: Repair mode... ::Wires reattach with a wirring and zapping sound:: You don't get it. i'm not just a robot. I'm alive. I live inside this hunk of metal body. I breathe in here. I eat in here. I survive in here. Don't EVER Think i'm just a plaything for you to throw around! ::He stands up and grabs princess:: Now lets see if you can fly! ::Throws her off the cliff::

princess-*digs fingers into the rocky edge*oh?so then your just coward in a metal suit then who picks on girls?*climbs up the side*sad.
stern- guys stop.it's not that serious

Coward... COWARD?!
::Heather skates past kai and dives off the cliff slamming into princess:: Heather: NOONE calls my father a coward!

stern-guys..guys stop.
princess-oh?did i strike a nerve*twists around so heather points downward*only a coward gets his daughter to fight for him*kicks off her back to the top*
stern-*growls*STOP THIS NONSENSE NOW CHILDREN!*everything stops,time freezes.sighs*not again*walks over to the cliff and climbs down some.grabs heather,brings her back to the top,kicks kai in the face, and grabs princess.starts everything back up*
princess-YOU...huh?....wtf just happened
stern-bad girl...BAD..GIRL*taps her nose*

Heather: Why am i at the top of the cliff?
Kai: OW! My face! :Computer: Reading time flux. Time has stopped for exactly 5 minutes 37 seconds.
Kai: Huh what? ::Looks at dragon cannon arm:: Computer: WAKE UP! Time was stopped! The fuzzy guy did it!
Oh shit...
Heather: OH SHIT!!! You two! RUN FAST NOW!! He's going to transform and you do not want to be around for it!

stern- what are you talking about?i'm not doing anything.
princess-*mutters*
stern-what was that
princess: :<

::Kai falls to his knees:: AAARRRGGGHH!!!
::Heather backs up:: Remember i warned you...
::Kai begins to grow a tail... it looks like nothing at first then it looks like a sharks tail...::
::Heather jets away::

stern-thats it.i'm leaving
princess-me too
*both leave*

::Heather blocks them:: Too late. Far... Far... Too late... ::She's sparking from her neck then she falls to the ground::
Creature: Pity. She seemed... Useful. Ah... You two. :3 I see you were just leaving. Do me a favor would you? ::He shoves them to the edge of the cliff:: STAY A WHILE!
::He growls as his hair stands on end a pievce of metal falls from his side. He's still covered in darkness::

stern- sighs
princess- *looks at him and stares wide-eyed*
stern-princess??hello?
princess-*keeps staring at the dark creature*he's....he's.....BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! <3<3<3<3
stern-oh my goddess*shakes his head*

Dark creature: Oh for heavens sake... Its my cloak of darkness. To portray i'm a creature of war? Jeez.
Heather: Error... system... error...
::He looks down... Something inside him stirs. He shrouds heather in his cloak of darkness and heather revives healthy and unharmed::
Heather: Wha? Who?
Don't make me do that again. Now scat.
Heather: Yes sir. ::She skates away::
::His cloak wavers a bit and you notice color... brown.. and black... with a red eye... all turns dark again as he lets our a tremendous roar.::

Princess- *rubbing her cheek against the cloaked shoulder like a cat with catnip*
stern- two things.one, you can't scare me. and two, i am SO SORRY for her behavior right now
Princess- *distracted*

Dark Creature: Stern. I'm not trying to scare you. ::Looks at Princess rubbing on his shoulder:: DO YOU MIND?! -.=.-; Trying to strike fear into people these days is like trying to pull gold from lead. Can't be done. ::Looks at princess:: At least i have a fan.

Princess- *puts finger to his lips*shhh shh shh.
stern- suuure

Dark creature: ::Is stuck on what to do here:: Stern? Your opinion? STOP THAT!

princess- *holds onto him tighter*
stern- fine.princess look.i'm naked!
princess- naked stern?!where????*looking everywhere and loosened her grip*
stern- *grabs her by the scruff*gotcha!

::glad he has his arm back he dissipates the dark shroud. but the dark aura still remains attracting princess like a cat to catnip:: there look I'm a shark dragon see? i gotta get out of the dark guy biz...