Well to be fair they DO sound an awful lot alike and I don't particularly HATE the growth spurt. :P  unknownwolf was awesome in making this fantastic pic for me, as I felt there HAD to be a joke with Mass Effect's name and us fatties. :P Thanks so much again bro, you really outdid yourself!

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