Sketched by me, painted by  kynaru, background colored by me.

Okay, so this takes some explaining.  zmeydros and  kynaru and I were hanging out in our apartment. I was in the computer room, and Z and K were talking in the kitchen. I was in a very, very, very silly mood. That's the setting of this event.

And YES, I've already planned my Halloween costume, even though it's March. And YES, my costume is "sexy Dalek," made of a thrift-store dress with gold-painted foam balls cut in half and glued on it, and a studded belt with a plunger and a straightened-out paint roller hanging from it. And high heels, which I never wear in normal life.

And Z and K had hit some weird point in their conversation, some moment of misunderstanding and uncomfortable silence. And from out in the hall, I called out:

"Do I detect an awkward social situation?? Distraction Dalek can defuse any awkward situation!" And I walked into the kitchen, a slow sultry walk, pointing my Dalek weapons seductively at them.

They were already laughing like crazy by this point. But then...

Well, I said I never wear high heels. And these high heels had very slippery soles. And it was a tile floor. So... I fell flat on my butt.

We all laughed so hard we couldn't breathe for about a minute. But yeah, you kind of had to be there.

So. Yes. If you have a social gathering with me, I just might dress up as a Dalek and fall down in the kitchen. If I ever drank alcohol, I am scared to think what would happen. This is how my brain works without chemical influence.