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There's no better example of hardcore gamer than this.
* The player is so obsessed with the game, he hasn't moved his butt outside of the house ever since the start-up screen.
* ...and the only two reason he has to get up every once in a while, is the toilet and the fridge.
* The player is most likely going to finish the game in one sitting, pushing all the projects and activities aside.
* If it's not an online or cooperative game, social life can go fuck itself.
* Player doesn't bother to dine in the kitchen room. Food seems to find its way in the game room.
* Player consumes tons of various kinds of doughnuts, pastries, cakes, meals, sodas, sweets and other high energized snacks to stay awake around the clock.
* In a hurry, snacks can cause some mess.
* Doesn't bother to take a shower until the game is finished.
* Only sleeps if he has to (preferably after two or three days of gaming).
* The constant fueling starts to show on the player's appearance rather quickly (not so hardcore after a few pounds).
* Quick growth may cause some minor damage for the environment (doorways, chairs, couches, dvd cases, electronic devices... basically everything that is smaller than the gamer itself is in danger to break under the force).
* If it's a RPG or very addicting and fun video game, most likely the player is going to spend dozens of hours with one product (50-80 hours easily).
* The player won't care less about any of the facts mentioned above while playing the game.
* Will most likely start another playthrough immediately after finishing the first one.
* ...which means double the gain and pain.
Keep on gaming, fellow nerrrrrds. :D
* The player is so obsessed with the game, he hasn't moved his butt outside of the house ever since the start-up screen.
* ...and the only two reason he has to get up every once in a while, is the toilet and the fridge.
* The player is most likely going to finish the game in one sitting, pushing all the projects and activities aside.
* If it's not an online or cooperative game, social life can go fuck itself.
* Player doesn't bother to dine in the kitchen room. Food seems to find its way in the game room.
* Player consumes tons of various kinds of doughnuts, pastries, cakes, meals, sodas, sweets and other high energized snacks to stay awake around the clock.
* In a hurry, snacks can cause some mess.
* Doesn't bother to take a shower until the game is finished.
* Only sleeps if he has to (preferably after two or three days of gaming).
* The constant fueling starts to show on the player's appearance rather quickly (not so hardcore after a few pounds).
* Quick growth may cause some minor damage for the environment (doorways, chairs, couches, dvd cases, electronic devices... basically everything that is smaller than the gamer itself is in danger to break under the force).
* If it's a RPG or very addicting and fun video game, most likely the player is going to spend dozens of hours with one product (50-80 hours easily).
* The player won't care less about any of the facts mentioned above while playing the game.
* Will most likely start another playthrough immediately after finishing the first one.
* ...which means double the gain and pain.
Keep on gaming, fellow nerrrrrds. :D
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Alligator / Crocodile
Size 1200 x 791px
File Size 868.3 kB
Yeah, I read about it. Apparently he forgot to fuel himself. And that is the most important thing one should make a count when starting a gaming marathon. There's a reason why gamers like to gain a little extra during the playthrough. We don't want to starve or dehydrate ourselves to death, now do we?
Well, that's what temporarily happens when concentrating to fight one of those epic boss battles in the game. Snacking becomes a secondary objective and it's easy to miss the target (in this case, gator jaws) in the heat of the fight. Surely, true gamer will try his best to reach that fallen candy bar after he's done with the battle. Let's just hope that giant belly donut doesn't cause too much of an obstacle for us.
Also, that packaging mess behind my, uh... couch. I'd like to think it as some sort of trophy collection. One can learn a lot about me and my favorite snacks... probably about my lifestyle too, just by looking back there.
Also, that packaging mess behind my, uh... couch. I'd like to think it as some sort of trophy collection. One can learn a lot about me and my favorite snacks... probably about my lifestyle too, just by looking back there.
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