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They call her Volatile because fucker's about to explode
I wanted a Crux character for a long time, so I decided to make one.
This is Volatile. As her name suggests, she is a bit on the... edgy side. As in the "don't annoy her or she'll cave your skull in with a baseball bat" side. There's a reason she wears that adorable little muzzle/ rein type thing, because if she didn't she would EAT your arm.
Uh yes. I've got another pair of Cruxes to upload because they're awesome and shit.
This is Volatile. As her name suggests, she is a bit on the... edgy side. As in the "don't annoy her or she'll cave your skull in with a baseball bat" side. There's a reason she wears that adorable little muzzle/ rein type thing, because if she didn't she would EAT your arm.
Uh yes. I've got another pair of Cruxes to upload because they're awesome and shit.
Category Designs / General Furry Art
Species Crux
Size 400 x 400px
File Size 75.9 kB
Saw's an ok film. I've only seen the first one eons ago, so I only vaguely remember it. Is it worth digging up again?
I did see part of the last one in 3D at the cinema with a friend of mine and my boyfriend. My friend was super engrosed in it, I was mildly enjoying myself (I must admit I made some tasteless roadkill jokes when the white supremacist chick got a face full of moving tire), and my boyfriend turned green and squeaked "I can't take it anymore" 30 minutes into the picture. So we sneaked into Jackass 3D instead and I ended up having to leave the room to puke instead. Turns out I really can't deal with copious amounts of shit and piss and sweat. Urgh.
But that's completely irrelevant.
Still, I'm really fond of the frilly pink muzzle of chompiness. It started out as a standard dog muzzle and I was like... NAH NEEDS TO BE PINK AND CUTE AND SHIT.
I did see part of the last one in 3D at the cinema with a friend of mine and my boyfriend. My friend was super engrosed in it, I was mildly enjoying myself (I must admit I made some tasteless roadkill jokes when the white supremacist chick got a face full of moving tire), and my boyfriend turned green and squeaked "I can't take it anymore" 30 minutes into the picture. So we sneaked into Jackass 3D instead and I ended up having to leave the room to puke instead. Turns out I really can't deal with copious amounts of shit and piss and sweat. Urgh.
But that's completely irrelevant.
Still, I'm really fond of the frilly pink muzzle of chompiness. It started out as a standard dog muzzle and I was like... NAH NEEDS TO BE PINK AND CUTE AND SHIT.
I'll try to re-watch them then. I mean, the premise is really cool so I have no idea how or why I haven't watched them yet.
The only really fun part of the Saw theatre experience was taking the mickey out of the 13 year olds who snuck into the room. (It was 16+ here, so I have no idea how the got in, but it was really funny because dude, they're stupid 13 year old kids and they were acting like they were soooo cool for being there) and making tasteless jokes, which is what I do with horror movies. Also the french dub was hillariously bad.
Asdf Final fucking Destination. I fucking HATE the final destination films. Naturally, my brother loves them to the point where I got him the first three as a gift. I still roll my eyes at them, though. There's nothing really scary or entertaining about Rube Goldberg machines of destruction to me. I don't like fairly innocent characters getting mauled and murdered for no reason. (Though classic slasher films like Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream make me happy. Go figure.)
The little heart clasp is my favourite thing about it. XD
The only really fun part of the Saw theatre experience was taking the mickey out of the 13 year olds who snuck into the room. (It was 16+ here, so I have no idea how the got in, but it was really funny because dude, they're stupid 13 year old kids and they were acting like they were soooo cool for being there) and making tasteless jokes, which is what I do with horror movies. Also the french dub was hillariously bad.
Asdf Final fucking Destination. I fucking HATE the final destination films. Naturally, my brother loves them to the point where I got him the first three as a gift. I still roll my eyes at them, though. There's nothing really scary or entertaining about Rube Goldberg machines of destruction to me. I don't like fairly innocent characters getting mauled and murdered for no reason. (Though classic slasher films like Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream make me happy. Go figure.)
The little heart clasp is my favourite thing about it. XD
Tacking the mickey out of means, uh... Like making jokes at their expense. It's a bit mean, but they really were awful little snots in line with us.
I never saw hostel, and don't really want to. Gore for the sake of gore is not very entertaining and a bit stomach churning to be honest. I can only really deal with gore if it's there for a reason, to advance the story or in cheesy, low budget zombie films. I've got a soft spot for cheesy, low budget zombie films.
From what I've heard of Hostel it's pretty much WOO I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO KILL SOME PEOPLE NOW. WELL, THAT HAPPENED. HERE'S SOME MORE PEOPLE DYING. YUP. NOW WE'RE GONNA WATCH ANOTHER PERSON BEING KILLED. and so on. I have no idea if it's really like that, but my friends who were in the Cinema program at college absolutely hated it.
As for the heart clasp, well, Volatile is a classy lady when she's not busy smashing someone's face against a wall. She has a certain dignity and proper nature, but has a hair trigger temper. XD
I never saw hostel, and don't really want to. Gore for the sake of gore is not very entertaining and a bit stomach churning to be honest. I can only really deal with gore if it's there for a reason, to advance the story or in cheesy, low budget zombie films. I've got a soft spot for cheesy, low budget zombie films.
From what I've heard of Hostel it's pretty much WOO I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO KILL SOME PEOPLE NOW. WELL, THAT HAPPENED. HERE'S SOME MORE PEOPLE DYING. YUP. NOW WE'RE GONNA WATCH ANOTHER PERSON BEING KILLED. and so on. I have no idea if it's really like that, but my friends who were in the Cinema program at college absolutely hated it.
As for the heart clasp, well, Volatile is a classy lady when she's not busy smashing someone's face against a wall. She has a certain dignity and proper nature, but has a hair trigger temper. XD
I haven't had the joy of seeing Redneck Zombies, but Night of the Living Dorks (it's a german zombie comedy) is pretty great. Return of the Living Dead II is also fucking hillarious.
My mum's personal favourite is Brain Dead, one of those early Peter Jackson gorefests, featuring zombies going through a lawnmower. Good times.
As for Hostel... well, that plot doesn't sound very good. Sounds a bit like an awful 70's exploitation flick minus the cheese.
But yes, Volatile is a classy lady with classy tastes in clothing. She likes pretty dresses and being fashionable, and owns a collection of muzzles for every outfit.
My mum's personal favourite is Brain Dead, one of those early Peter Jackson gorefests, featuring zombies going through a lawnmower. Good times.
As for Hostel... well, that plot doesn't sound very good. Sounds a bit like an awful 70's exploitation flick minus the cheese.
But yes, Volatile is a classy lady with classy tastes in clothing. She likes pretty dresses and being fashionable, and owns a collection of muzzles for every outfit.
I KNOW, BUT THE SECOND ONE IS FUNNY IN THAT "THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY AM I WATCHING THIS" KIND OF WAY.
As for brain dead, it's the reason my grandma no longer watches horror movies. Something about my mum having passed a comment about "wanting chopped liver for supper" during said lawnmower vs. zombie scene. Grandma doesn't discuss it, but mum does every once in a while.
Then again, this is the woman who raised me on movies like Army of Darkness and Heathers. XD
AND THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUR CRUXES TOO. :3
As for brain dead, it's the reason my grandma no longer watches horror movies. Something about my mum having passed a comment about "wanting chopped liver for supper" during said lawnmower vs. zombie scene. Grandma doesn't discuss it, but mum does every once in a while.
Then again, this is the woman who raised me on movies like Army of Darkness and Heathers. XD
AND THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUR CRUXES TOO. :3
IT IS THE BEST MOVIE.
My mum and I are always quoting eachother and I swear I want someone to yell "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON" at my funeral. It will be in my fucking will, see if I don't.
My yearbook quote was almost "My teen angst bullshit has a bodycount", but I went with something from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead, as it was my favourite novel back then. I remember my boyfriend actually getting "WHAT IS A MAN, A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS?" in, which was beautiful.
Neither of us took the whole WE MUST HAVE MEMOOOOOORIIEEEEES thing seriously, it seems.
My mum and I are always quoting eachother and I swear I want someone to yell "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON" at my funeral. It will be in my fucking will, see if I don't.
My yearbook quote was almost "My teen angst bullshit has a bodycount", but I went with something from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead, as it was my favourite novel back then. I remember my boyfriend actually getting "WHAT IS A MAN, A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS?" in, which was beautiful.
Neither of us took the whole WE MUST HAVE MEMOOOOOORIIEEEEES thing seriously, it seems.
They ended up giving up this form, which was hillarious.
The best parts of my yearbook entry are "Favourite Memory:___" and "In ten years I will be: Hopefully not lying face down in the gutter."
That quote seems like it would be smarter than anything that happened in my year book.
The best parts of my yearbook entry are "Favourite Memory:___" and "In ten years I will be: Hopefully not lying face down in the gutter."
That quote seems like it would be smarter than anything that happened in my year book.
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