So this is pretty embarrassing but I've decided to come out of the Naruto closet. My friends at Sheridan like to tease me but I just can't get enough of the manga or anime....what is wrong with me?! Naruto is such a cutie though!!

When two of my classmates found out about my secret love they wrote me some haikus. Credited to Vanessa and Devyn (in that order).

"Alex loves Naruto
Lame boys who jutsu, haha,
Fucking believe it.


Sexy no jutsu.
Her clothes explode with thick smoke.
My dick is thick too."