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"DUDE! HE'S A CHICKEN!" Chaos shrieked again, pointing wildly at the valet, while Rush and Foxy blushed, looking around sheepishly.
"Chaos...shut up. "Rush groaned, while Foxy rested a paw on the coyote's shoulder, giving him a sympathetic nod.
"I'm sure he's a chicken Chaos. We're all a little scared of something, aren't we Rush?" The fox asked. Rush nodded his head.
"That's true. I for one, am afraid I'm going to kick Chaos' ass, and I don't think I'll be able to stop. Manslaughter charges ARE frightening. Do you know what they DO to you in prison? I ain't goin back man! Not for you, NOT FOR ANYONE!" Rush screamed. Chaos, Foxy, and the Valet stared.
"B'Gawk?" Asked the valet.
"Just pay him already so we can get going, we're gonna miss the concert! I don't know how Juliette and the girls talked us into a Backstreet Boys at this stupid club for jerks, but Pan will be pissed if I show up late." Rush snapped.
"New Kids On the Block. " Foxy corrected.
"HE, IS, A, CHICKEN!" Chaos screamed. Foxy sighed and shook his head, glancing at Rush with a wince. Chaos had been drinking out of the toilet again.
"Canni see you over here for a moment, Chaos. " Rush growled, grabbing his companion by the tail and sliding him away from the valet, whom tapped his foot in irritation.
"Yeah?" Chaos simpered quietly. Rush glared.
"Ok, here's my problem with this: You're crazy. We're all known this for a while now, what with the pyromania, the incessant need to wear goggles, and your odd obsession with dressing up like a pony and climbing into tubs of jelly. I know, I promised I wouldn't say anything about that, and I don't judge man, I don't judge; but you're crazy. You know that right? You are bat-shit fucking insane." Rush advised. Chaos peered at the cat for a long time, and then glanced to Foxy, whom was suddenly holding a bottle of wine and gulping it down in large, thirsty gulps.
"Ok, but that has NOTHING to do with the fact that the valet is a chick-" Chaos squeaked, and yelped when Rush poked him in the chest, looming over the boy.
"HE IS NOT A CHICKEN, PAY THE MAN! YOU ARE WASTING MY VALUABLE PATIENCE WITH YOU, AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NEED ALL OF IT YOU SURVIVE THE REST OF THE EVENING!" The cat shrieked, and paused, looking around. There was a crowd of people staring at him.
"I...I'm so sorry folks. I, I'm best friends with a wino and a delusional maniac." Rush whimpered.
"Being a wino makes drinking socially acceptable!" Foxy hiccuped.
"Giant chicken....giant chicken. " Chaos muttered over and over again, and that, is when Rush snapped like a rage fueled Christian Bale. He marched over to Chaos and grabbed him by the ear, tugging him towards the valet. He popped out his claws. He tore the man to shreds.
"LOOK! LOOK CHAOS! LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU CHAOS! HE IS A REGULAR GUY NOT...A....GIANT.......CHICKEN?" Rush whimpered, looking at the valet, who was in fact, a giant chicken.
"HA! I was right! You guys owe me a coke! SEE I'M NOT CRAZY!" Chaos giggled.
"B'gawk?" Said the chicken.
"...We should leave now. " Said Rush, slowly backing away from the chicken, and grabbing his friends by the scruffs of their necks. "And, yes, Chaos, you ARE crazy. How does this stuff only happen to me when you guys are around?" Rush whined. Foxy grinned.
"Admit it, Rush. You'd be bored out of your skull with out us. " He chuckled. The cat sighed, and had to agree, trudging into the club with his friends in tow. He had a concert to get to.
Drawn by Slicky, featuring the Toony Trio:
Draegwolf
Foxlover91
Chaos_Coyote
And Foxy up there, is our dear benefactor, so if ya liked this picture, go over to his page and give him a hug for me!
"Chaos...shut up. "Rush groaned, while Foxy rested a paw on the coyote's shoulder, giving him a sympathetic nod.
"I'm sure he's a chicken Chaos. We're all a little scared of something, aren't we Rush?" The fox asked. Rush nodded his head.
"That's true. I for one, am afraid I'm going to kick Chaos' ass, and I don't think I'll be able to stop. Manslaughter charges ARE frightening. Do you know what they DO to you in prison? I ain't goin back man! Not for you, NOT FOR ANYONE!" Rush screamed. Chaos, Foxy, and the Valet stared.
"B'Gawk?" Asked the valet.
"Just pay him already so we can get going, we're gonna miss the concert! I don't know how Juliette and the girls talked us into a Backstreet Boys at this stupid club for jerks, but Pan will be pissed if I show up late." Rush snapped.
"New Kids On the Block. " Foxy corrected.
"HE, IS, A, CHICKEN!" Chaos screamed. Foxy sighed and shook his head, glancing at Rush with a wince. Chaos had been drinking out of the toilet again.
"Canni see you over here for a moment, Chaos. " Rush growled, grabbing his companion by the tail and sliding him away from the valet, whom tapped his foot in irritation.
"Yeah?" Chaos simpered quietly. Rush glared.
"Ok, here's my problem with this: You're crazy. We're all known this for a while now, what with the pyromania, the incessant need to wear goggles, and your odd obsession with dressing up like a pony and climbing into tubs of jelly. I know, I promised I wouldn't say anything about that, and I don't judge man, I don't judge; but you're crazy. You know that right? You are bat-shit fucking insane." Rush advised. Chaos peered at the cat for a long time, and then glanced to Foxy, whom was suddenly holding a bottle of wine and gulping it down in large, thirsty gulps.
"Ok, but that has NOTHING to do with the fact that the valet is a chick-" Chaos squeaked, and yelped when Rush poked him in the chest, looming over the boy.
"HE IS NOT A CHICKEN, PAY THE MAN! YOU ARE WASTING MY VALUABLE PATIENCE WITH YOU, AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NEED ALL OF IT YOU SURVIVE THE REST OF THE EVENING!" The cat shrieked, and paused, looking around. There was a crowd of people staring at him.
"I...I'm so sorry folks. I, I'm best friends with a wino and a delusional maniac." Rush whimpered.
"Being a wino makes drinking socially acceptable!" Foxy hiccuped.
"Giant chicken....giant chicken. " Chaos muttered over and over again, and that, is when Rush snapped like a rage fueled Christian Bale. He marched over to Chaos and grabbed him by the ear, tugging him towards the valet. He popped out his claws. He tore the man to shreds.
"LOOK! LOOK CHAOS! LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU CHAOS! HE IS A REGULAR GUY NOT...A....GIANT.......CHICKEN?" Rush whimpered, looking at the valet, who was in fact, a giant chicken.
"HA! I was right! You guys owe me a coke! SEE I'M NOT CRAZY!" Chaos giggled.
"B'gawk?" Said the chicken.
"...We should leave now. " Said Rush, slowly backing away from the chicken, and grabbing his friends by the scruffs of their necks. "And, yes, Chaos, you ARE crazy. How does this stuff only happen to me when you guys are around?" Rush whined. Foxy grinned.
"Admit it, Rush. You'd be bored out of your skull with out us. " He chuckled. The cat sighed, and had to agree, trudging into the club with his friends in tow. He had a concert to get to.
Drawn by Slicky, featuring the Toony Trio:
Draegwolf
Foxlover91
Chaos_CoyoteAnd Foxy up there, is our dear benefactor, so if ya liked this picture, go over to his page and give him a hug for me!
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