The morbidly obese king could barely even lift his heavy, bloated arm to ring the pulley. He just opened his all-consuming maw to shout.

"BOUURRRPPPPP....MORE FOOD" his giant, hanging jowels were shoved full of food, but he sucked up the servers too, swallowing the lot whole, "glohb....MOAR"

I think this may be an eviller me~ all lazy, greedy and vorey <3