The Purrrate Princess has a long way to go before becoming the Purrrate Queen. Raping and pillaging are important but there's more to a proper royal pirate life than milk milk milk. If she's to take over the legacy from her mum some day, she'll have to ship shape up!

Thought about doing this after my Purrrates derby entry this week (http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=60887). Decided to do it while I mourned my recent derby loss (1986 Zelda Tribute) to five DOS characters and a halftone glow. It's about as bad as the time I lost to stick figures! Lol...