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Here I am! I made that wolf ear hat myself. We had Mardi Gras beads again. I no longer have the beard, but it sure made me look artistic, as I am. The year before, I wore a fox costume, this year, I wore wolf ears. What will I do to get noticed at Toonfest 2007? Um, probably nothing, actually. Both the costume and the hat are falling apart. Maybe I'll wear a shirt advertising my comic. I do plan on at least doing that.
You can see the whole gallery at this webpage.
Toonfest is held every year on the third weekend of September in Marceline, MO. Their website is at http://www.toonfest.net.
You can see the whole gallery at this webpage.
Toonfest is held every year on the third weekend of September in Marceline, MO. Their website is at http://www.toonfest.net.
Category Photography / Portraits
Species Wolf
Size 700 x 525px
File Size 174.5 kB
step one, lose the fucking "awroooooo" hat.
seriously, i don't know how you can afford to have crowds of people beat the living shit out of you constantly (because i assume and damn well hope that that's exactly what happens every day of your life)
step two, get rid of that massive, horrifying pubic afro you've got growing on that big, fat fucking face of yours.
it makes me seriously begin to wretch at the thought of how many meals must be stored within the dense canopy of that greasy, gnarly, nasty bush of ball hair
step three, fucking furry ears. get rid of them.
I refer back to the being severely beaten daily, however i mainly reiterate my -hopes- towards that.
What poisoned your mind enough to make you think that wearing the sociopath crown in public is in some way not unfathomably undignified?
moreover, what the hell made you want to put them on?
I know you're thinking "i put them on i look like a wolf heehee"
well fuck, no. you put them on and you go from
greasy, gnarly fat dude
and TRANSFORM MAGICALLY into...
greasy, gnarly fat dude WEARING DOG EARS ON HIS HEAD
how exactly is this any sort of benefit except for perhaps giving people something to laugh at and tell all their friends back home about?
you're the person whose mention begins with "oh my god you wouldn't believe it, i saw this freak at.."
step four
suicide.
seriously, i don't know how you can afford to have crowds of people beat the living shit out of you constantly (because i assume and damn well hope that that's exactly what happens every day of your life)
step two, get rid of that massive, horrifying pubic afro you've got growing on that big, fat fucking face of yours.
it makes me seriously begin to wretch at the thought of how many meals must be stored within the dense canopy of that greasy, gnarly, nasty bush of ball hair
step three, fucking furry ears. get rid of them.
I refer back to the being severely beaten daily, however i mainly reiterate my -hopes- towards that.
What poisoned your mind enough to make you think that wearing the sociopath crown in public is in some way not unfathomably undignified?
moreover, what the hell made you want to put them on?
I know you're thinking "i put them on i look like a wolf heehee"
well fuck, no. you put them on and you go from
greasy, gnarly fat dude
and TRANSFORM MAGICALLY into...
greasy, gnarly fat dude WEARING DOG EARS ON HIS HEAD
how exactly is this any sort of benefit except for perhaps giving people something to laugh at and tell all their friends back home about?
you're the person whose mention begins with "oh my god you wouldn't believe it, i saw this freak at.."
step four
suicide.
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