The Louisiana gals at the table beaded me! Somebody later guessed it was because my shirt was wide open. He also thought I looked like one of his ex-wives, that sly dog.
I think my pants are falling down.

You can see the whole gallery at this webpage. Well, actually that page is the backstory, it's handy. The link to the actual gallery is at the bottom.
Toonfest is held every year on the third weekend of September in Marceline, MO. Their website is at http://www.toonfest.net.