Okay, so it's not really furry or dragon related, but that seems to have never stopped anyone from photographing humans and putting the results on FA.

This was my entry for the "Ode to your favorite tank" February 2012 contest on World of Tanks. We were instructed to write a one-page poem or song (no prose!) about a specific tank in the game. Seeing as how the Soviet T-50 Light Tank is, pound-for-pound, the best tank in the game, my choice was obvious.

I'm actually toying with the idea of getting an amateur musician to compose and sing this for me. It's intended to be a heavy or thrash metal style, so if you know anyone who can yell angrily and play electric guitar, drop me a line and maybe we can talk, yeah?

Here's my WoT profile, by the way.