Try heroin.

Haha xP I hate drugs man, you shawt like a shawty homie.

Wut

TROLOLOLOLO

I can't derive what you're saying from your horrifying linguistics.

I'm just going to go masturbate to your face, now.

Yeah, how's that make you feel?

It doesn't, I checked your page you are A-Sexual, you love racoons, are skinny as fack, and I could care less about the rest. Oh P.S. you dun masturbate to guys if you dun like any genders

What's loving raccoons, and being "skinny as fack" have any relevancy on the situation?

Point taken good sir...

Back to masturbating to your face...

xD

You enjoy it, don't lie.

Not really, I could care less bro.

You've become a bore. This saddens me.

You mad?

I'm not mad when I'm jacking off.

Cool story bro.

Erotic.

*Plops muppin on your head* OvO

*eats muffin and murrs*

Hey, I read other comments on this page, and I used to be asexual. ^v^ Changed recently though to Demisexual which is just about 90% asexual still. It's gaining attraction towards one's personality, regardless of gender. >v< *Pets behind your neck from the cute murr, cooing softly*

coolios :3