Take a look at any of the pictures of Lex Luthor with hair, and you just have to admit he's got to be a lion! I mean, what other animal would go criminally insane if he found his beloved beard and headful of glorious red hair forever gone? Frankly, it's too cruel for me to contemplate, so I just gave him a really bad receeding hairline. Juuuust enough to keep him from blowing up the planet entirely.

Lois Lemming? Yes.

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