Please don't fall off the train.

I did not fall off the train.

If you fell off you'd fall into this weird acid-trip-esque pit of colorful water that was supposedly very hot.

I doubt it was hot, because rumors were beginning to circulate that it wasn't really water but something that would end up catching fire or evaporating if it was heated up too much.

Either way it'd be bad - don't want things to burn, but if it all evaporated people might end up getting really sick from all of the effects if there were any.

Y'know, it's just a bad chance to take.