oh roast okay

I thought he was describing the precise way of choking somebody to death :B

no see he likes to use a metal bar and press it against the throat okay from above while someone is sleeping

for roasts he just likes big juicy meat, it makes him so happy

that makes sense yes :3

The tomb door has a funny hat ^.^

It has one of his ancestor's fingers pinned to it!

this is genuinely fairly interesting

You don't even know, the roast was just, like, dripping in juices ok? And it was served with all these red gooey things and I'm not even sure what they were but oh man it was delicious!

i meant the setting (even if you're creepy) but that too i guess

Ok look I am like the least creepiest person ever. If you had to make a list of creepy people I wouldn't be at the bottom or the top because I wouldn't even be on that list, I'd be on the list of people named after types of boats.

i wouldn't know because there's no way i'm checking all these lists twice

anyway i really like the concepts you have here, would it bother you if i some day borrowed them for use in my own creative work?

Look you're never gonna be Santa then, ok?

What concepts do you mean! I don't mind inspiration, but I guess I'd prefer it if people didn't ctrl-c--ctrl-v whole chunks/themes of my settings!

I mean using tombdogs as a whole. Look I promise I'll be gentle ok.

Oh! What do you want to do with them!

There are also a bunch of details on them I haven't put up on the interbutt yet so not all the picture is there, like, you are looking at them through a peephole in a door while they are undressing but you can only really make out the thighs and butt and if you try to look any higher you just see the inside of the lock.

tombdogs are literally happy like, all the time unless they are getting their head chopped off, this is what I learned. Also he has the best hat.

Well I mean ok why would they even be sad?? I can't even think of a reason! This guy just had a delicious roast! When was the last time you had a delicious roast? I bet it wasn't just ten minutes ago!

I would probably be at least that happy if it was. AT LEAST

Also if I had that hat.

The hat has a family member's finger on it. That way you can always have a family member's ghost come over whenever you need them, like when you are too lazy to get up and grab something and you call them in and are like "Hey great-granduncle can you pass me that beer" and he is like "Look I am a ghost I can barely interact with the living world" and you are like "but I'm laaaazy" and then he does it because he knows you won't polish his skull back at the tomb if he doesn't

that's what that hat is about ok?

don't actually treat your ancestors like that :C

But you just literally pointed out how good of an idea it is to treat your ancestors like that!

ok and who had their head cut off and was bound to a tomb for eternity for being a disgrace to the family it was me ok

i am a bad example

Okay no yeah that is an excellent point.

That bastard stole my roast.

Look I think you're just jealous and bitter that he just ate the best roast in the world and you didn't get any

No he stole my roast.

Ok look that was two years ago I am pretty sure the roast would have gone bad by now

He had to have time to embalm it.

Look they don't eat zombie roasts ok you are taking this corpse-dog thing way too far

II been offline this is fascinating, s always with your stuffs

You think it's fascinating now, wait until he tells you how JUICY the roast was! Because it was really juicy!

Those are excellent shoes.

They were really expensive! They are almost as excellent as that roast was!