Composing songs for words is hard! This is the prototype pianoy overdose version of a song that so far doesn't have a lot of words set in stone because I need to write those still!
It's about a guy who's so into MLP that even other bronies are like "dude that's too much." Researching for bad puns and jokes to shove in this thing is what got me into the show. MLP fans will, if I do it right, appreciate the reference humor and dedication, while everyone else will be like "F*** YEAH PONIES ARE STUPID THIS IS AWESOME." Little do they know that it's a trap! But yeah, hopefully both sides of the conflict will find something to love here, is the ultimate idea (though I think the fans will get the jokes more and thus enjoy it more).
It's for the Trapdoor sketch group stuff. The idea is a rather elaborate music video, but time will tell how that goes. It's kind of a ridonk project that will need a lot of planning, which means it's kinda all on me because the other leader is really bad at that.
Wish me luck! If there's interest, I'll post the lyrics once they're drafted possibly.
MLP © Hasbro
Lonley © your darkest regrets and fears
Song © Samuel "Zaron X" Boyd (me)
EDIT: Nobody has been that interested but I don't care, here's the lyrics anyway! As they presently stand.
I spend my evenings all alone
At home with my TV,
See this distant world with tales that unfold,
All told with mastery.
I've tried to fit in everywhere,
But I'm too unordinary.
I've been scolded, told again and again
That frankly, I'm just scary.
So now I dream of friendship and cupcakes,
A world of harmony.
'Cause as things are, my life is in Discord
And joy's a Rarity.
So take me out to Sweet Apple Acres,
Let me meet the Sugarcube bakers,
Want to see the pegasi fly
As they ride the clouds all 'cross that blue sky.
I'll make my mark on that magic world
'Til I'm known in Canterlot
Wanna be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
(My Little Pony)x2
They tell me I'm delirious,
That I don't know fact from false,
But it's my grand dream to let out a scream
That tears down all their walls.
I lie down, once more all alone,
And I wish with all my might
That I'll one day break free from this sad mold
And finally take flight.
I'll make my way across Equestria
With Dashie by my side,
Then we'll both land and have a grand picnic
With Pinkie and Fluttershy.
So I will wish for fun times with AJ,
Friendship's magic sends the pain away,
Strive on for adventure and joy
While I'm told it's just Hasbro sellin' toys.
My family says that I've lost my mind,
But they don't know me at all.
I'll be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
Cloudsdale's such a sight.
And I know
There's nothing quite like Canterlot at night.
So take me on down to ol' Ponyville,
Because Equestrian life would leave me thoroughly thrilled.
So doctor, tell me, what are these pills for?
Can they fix the way my soul feels sore?
When I see the look in mom's eyes,
It makes me feel like I wanna die.
Your PhD won't earn their approval,
What do you take me for?
Wanna be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
Even other bros won't accept me,
And you ask why I feel so empty?
They all think I'm just too hardcore,
Say I need to keep my hooves on the floor,
Twilight Sparkle, whisk me away;
Time to spread these wings and soar.
Going off to the world of My Little Pony,
And so ends the reign of the Lonliest Brony.
(My Little Pony)x2
Oh how I wonder what friendship could be.
It's about a guy who's so into MLP that even other bronies are like "dude that's too much." Researching for bad puns and jokes to shove in this thing is what got me into the show. MLP fans will, if I do it right, appreciate the reference humor and dedication, while everyone else will be like "F*** YEAH PONIES ARE STUPID THIS IS AWESOME." Little do they know that it's a trap! But yeah, hopefully both sides of the conflict will find something to love here, is the ultimate idea (though I think the fans will get the jokes more and thus enjoy it more).
It's for the Trapdoor sketch group stuff. The idea is a rather elaborate music video, but time will tell how that goes. It's kind of a ridonk project that will need a lot of planning, which means it's kinda all on me because the other leader is really bad at that.
Wish me luck! If there's interest, I'll post the lyrics once they're drafted possibly.
MLP © Hasbro
Lonley © your darkest regrets and fears
Song © Samuel "Zaron X" Boyd (me)
EDIT: Nobody has been that interested but I don't care, here's the lyrics anyway! As they presently stand.
I spend my evenings all alone
At home with my TV,
See this distant world with tales that unfold,
All told with mastery.
I've tried to fit in everywhere,
But I'm too unordinary.
I've been scolded, told again and again
That frankly, I'm just scary.
So now I dream of friendship and cupcakes,
A world of harmony.
'Cause as things are, my life is in Discord
And joy's a Rarity.
So take me out to Sweet Apple Acres,
Let me meet the Sugarcube bakers,
Want to see the pegasi fly
As they ride the clouds all 'cross that blue sky.
I'll make my mark on that magic world
'Til I'm known in Canterlot
Wanna be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
(My Little Pony)x2
They tell me I'm delirious,
That I don't know fact from false,
But it's my grand dream to let out a scream
That tears down all their walls.
I lie down, once more all alone,
And I wish with all my might
That I'll one day break free from this sad mold
And finally take flight.
I'll make my way across Equestria
With Dashie by my side,
Then we'll both land and have a grand picnic
With Pinkie and Fluttershy.
So I will wish for fun times with AJ,
Friendship's magic sends the pain away,
Strive on for adventure and joy
While I'm told it's just Hasbro sellin' toys.
My family says that I've lost my mind,
But they don't know me at all.
I'll be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
Cloudsdale's such a sight.
And I know
There's nothing quite like Canterlot at night.
So take me on down to ol' Ponyville,
Because Equestrian life would leave me thoroughly thrilled.
So doctor, tell me, what are these pills for?
Can they fix the way my soul feels sore?
When I see the look in mom's eyes,
It makes me feel like I wanna die.
Your PhD won't earn their approval,
What do you take me for?
Wanna be in the world of My Little Pony,
But 'til that day comes I'm the Lonliest Brony.
Even other bros won't accept me,
And you ask why I feel so empty?
They all think I'm just too hardcore,
Say I need to keep my hooves on the floor,
Twilight Sparkle, whisk me away;
Time to spread these wings and soar.
Going off to the world of My Little Pony,
And so ends the reign of the Lonliest Brony.
(My Little Pony)x2
Oh how I wonder what friendship could be.
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