Looks like a certain kitty got caught getting her fox on! An ongoing joke between my friends and I!
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Neko-Maya! Fave the original here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7334623 ^^
Brought to life by the awesome
Neko-Maya! Fave the original here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7334623 ^^
Category All / All
Species Housecat
Size 809 x 1000px
File Size 1.08 MB
A dragoness nose knows. (taps side of snout and takes a sniff) There, now I don't smell anything... when I should be smelling a reasonable imitation of a male wolf, oh dears...
Uhm... just out of curiosity, how have you been managing the... sensations shall we say of being in season thus far?
Uhm... just out of curiosity, how have you been managing the... sensations shall we say of being in season thus far?
(Feels... something expanding, pressing into the small of my back, along with the sounds of something tearing, deciding not to draw attention to it) That long? setting aside how you've managed to hide it, what caused the change?
Oh and er... (dips down below cloud-cover to get a better look) A few electronics stores and a small shopping center, or mall as Americans like to call it.
Oh and er... (dips down below cloud-cover to get a better look) A few electronics stores and a small shopping center, or mall as Americans like to call it.
Mrrreeow.... *Makes kitty plane noises as we fly* This is fun! Ooooooh, Mall! Mall!
How it happened? Never piss off somebody with the ability to turn you into a kitty with one word! It always ends badly! *Looks around for the source of that ripping noise* Did you hear that?
How it happened? Never piss off somebody with the ability to turn you into a kitty with one word! It always ends badly! *Looks around for the source of that ripping noise* Did you hear that?
(smirks a little) Quite keen to go shopping eh, are you sure you weren't always a kittygal in disguise?
Sage advice... and I suppose there are enough people who can do that hanging around that it's hard to tell who is someone like that until it's too late. (suddenly dips a little, forced to flap wings a little harder to maintain altitude) Nothing to worry about, just a little turbulence.
(voice gets a little strained as the coiled tail providing a seat and secure hold around the pelvic region of the passenger is stretched and pulled outwards) I didn't hear anything... Aheh, uh how much do you weigh exactly?
Sage advice... and I suppose there are enough people who can do that hanging around that it's hard to tell who is someone like that until it's too late. (suddenly dips a little, forced to flap wings a little harder to maintain altitude) Nothing to worry about, just a little turbulence.
(voice gets a little strained as the coiled tail providing a seat and secure hold around the pelvic region of the passenger is stretched and pulled outwards) I didn't hear anything... Aheh, uh how much do you weigh exactly?
(re-adjusts tail position to grip around the waist, that being one of the few places not seeming to try and escape it.) Well I do need to know, I can only carry so much, if we end up buying a lot of heavy stuff then we'll have to find another way home.
(begins to fly lower, circling to bleed off altitude and head into a controlled descent) Have you considered that maybe this person did something subtler to mess with you? Instead of altering your body, maybe they altered your mind, put false memories in there of a time when you were a male wolf? Combine that with some confusion at the time of the event and...
(begins to fly lower, circling to bleed off altitude and head into a controlled descent) Have you considered that maybe this person did something subtler to mess with you? Instead of altering your body, maybe they altered your mind, put false memories in there of a time when you were a male wolf? Combine that with some confusion at the time of the event and...
Huh... (looks through the photos while landing, coming to a safe, if bumpy stop on muscle memory) When were these supposedly taken though?
(lets Meyou down, unwrapping the tailhold and taking care to look away, waiting out the inevitable realisation) Setting aside the kitty toys... Are you sure catnip is really the wisest thing right now?
(lets Meyou down, unwrapping the tailhold and taking care to look away, waiting out the inevitable realisation) Setting aside the kitty toys... Are you sure catnip is really the wisest thing right now?
(mutters to self) And you don't notice anything odd about the photos...
And erm... about that, I think that may kinda be my fault... you're probably going to find you need more bandages then you did before, and... your shorts seem to be cutting off your circulation. (motions to your legs)
And erm... about that, I think that may kinda be my fault... you're probably going to find you need more bandages then you did before, and... your shorts seem to be cutting off your circulation. (motions to your legs)
It's okay, I can fix it... I think. (partially unfurls wings to hide Meyou from any onlookers) Just modify what you're wearing so it'll hold together long enough for us to buy what we need.
(remains silent until the sounds of cloth being stretched and tied start to ring out) I've been dabbling in potions, I'm sick of having tiny tits so I was working on a set of body sprays to enchance feminine traits... I may have given you the all-in-one varient by mistake, unintended side-effects beyond the obvious may include increased libido, and for some bizzare reason I haven't been able to solve yet: decreased intelligence, of course that only happens in rare cases so with any luck you'll just have to worry about distracting yourself from a now intensified heat state.
(coughs apologetically) I think your hair has also grown longer, and your fur softer and shinier. But hey, at least you didn't drink it, then who knows what might happen... anyway, it should wear off in time... maybe. It's still a prototype, so you don't want to add any more variable, especially not getting preggers, I should be able to make an antidote though if it doesn't wear off by the time we get back.
(remains silent until the sounds of cloth being stretched and tied start to ring out) I've been dabbling in potions, I'm sick of having tiny tits so I was working on a set of body sprays to enchance feminine traits... I may have given you the all-in-one varient by mistake, unintended side-effects beyond the obvious may include increased libido, and for some bizzare reason I haven't been able to solve yet: decreased intelligence, of course that only happens in rare cases so with any luck you'll just have to worry about distracting yourself from a now intensified heat state.
(coughs apologetically) I think your hair has also grown longer, and your fur softer and shinier. But hey, at least you didn't drink it, then who knows what might happen... anyway, it should wear off in time... maybe. It's still a prototype, so you don't want to add any more variable, especially not getting preggers, I should be able to make an antidote though if it doesn't wear off by the time we get back.
Mreow... They were too big to begin with! *shufflers and squirms to get clothes to fit and cover properly* And whats wrong with your tits? They look fine... Quite cosy in fact... Mmmmm... They need a good snugglin'.... GAH! Damned libido enhancing stuff... I was having enough problems with it already! Thats why I wanted the cat t-errrrr...nip. Yeah, catnip... To help me deal with it...
Can we get going before my clothes fall apart?! *Looks towards the mall, which seems to have a lot more male kitties that usual* I DON'T WANNA GET PREGNANT DAMNIT! *More flailing*
Can we get going before my clothes fall apart?! *Looks towards the mall, which seems to have a lot more male kitties that usual* I DON'T WANNA GET PREGNANT DAMNIT! *More flailing*
(blushes and turns away) Well, y'know, sometimes you just want to be bigger, for special occasions...
(starts to move towards the mall entrance, still trying to hide meyou with wings) Well the good news is that the formula seemed to kill off your heat-scent entirely, so they won't be compelled to breed with you or even notice as long as you can manage to avoid throwing yourself at them... well, they'll still notice a barely clothed and horny kitygirl, but they won't realise you're so badly in heat, still, best not to be seen more than you have to.
(clears throat awkwardly) It also seems like your heat has gotten bad enough that it's leaking over to general lust, wanting sex in general with whoever you can get, regardless of the chance of pregnancy, or at least that's my explanation of why you just came onto me, am I wrong?
(starts to move towards the mall entrance, still trying to hide meyou with wings) Well the good news is that the formula seemed to kill off your heat-scent entirely, so they won't be compelled to breed with you or even notice as long as you can manage to avoid throwing yourself at them... well, they'll still notice a barely clothed and horny kitygirl, but they won't realise you're so badly in heat, still, best not to be seen more than you have to.
(clears throat awkwardly) It also seems like your heat has gotten bad enough that it's leaking over to general lust, wanting sex in general with whoever you can get, regardless of the chance of pregnancy, or at least that's my explanation of why you just came onto me, am I wrong?
Right... Sex... Uhm... Yeah... *seems to have dazed out a load, and is blatantly oggling everyone we pass, that is, when not oggling a certain dragoness* Uhm...
*As we get inside, I kinda oddly look at one of those mall map things* I.... Errrr... Clothes! Thats right, we need clothes! Where're the clothes... Ooooooh... Vixens'r'us... They have clothes, right? Mmmmmm... Vixens... *drools*
*As we get inside, I kinda oddly look at one of those mall map things* I.... Errrr... Clothes! Thats right, we need clothes! Where're the clothes... Ooooooh... Vixens'r'us... They have clothes, right? Mmmmmm... Vixens... *drools*
If you can call leather, lace and latex clothin... (gently uses wings to steer Meyou towards an outlet store) I'd advise picking out a loose t-shirt a long skirt and a sturdy sports bra, we don't know how much worse the swelling will get, and pants could just end up too constricting again.
Mmmmmm... I reckon leather an' lace would suit you.... *nods* we should go there! Get you some nice lingerie and stuff... Then maybe go back to my place for wine and snugglin'! I dun wanna wear no silly skirt... Skirts and bra's and stuff are for girls! Like Dragonesses!
(Maybe continue by notes to avoid cluttering submissions an stuff?)
(Maybe continue by notes to avoid cluttering submissions an stuff?)
{mebbe, you first ;P}
I.. erm I'm fine... I've got quite enough of that stuff at my place, and that's not why we're here. (blushes and looks away)
(rolls eyes) And see how I'm not wearing a skirt right now? Girls don't have to wear dresses, and sometimes guys can wear skirts, ever heard of the scotts? I don't like to wear anything drafty when I'm going to be flying, but you really need room to... grow... right now.
(passes you a perfectly good kilt in exhasperation) now are you going to man up and be a highlander until we've solved this or are you going to stick with shorts until they give you deep vein thrombosis?
I.. erm I'm fine... I've got quite enough of that stuff at my place, and that's not why we're here. (blushes and looks away)
(rolls eyes) And see how I'm not wearing a skirt right now? Girls don't have to wear dresses, and sometimes guys can wear skirts, ever heard of the scotts? I don't like to wear anything drafty when I'm going to be flying, but you really need room to... grow... right now.
(passes you a perfectly good kilt in exhasperation) now are you going to man up and be a highlander until we've solved this or are you going to stick with shorts until they give you deep vein thrombosis?
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