Just a typical Skype convo in Umbagog chat...
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Laced: Fable is an evil person, Leita
Leita: pfffffft
Cey: is it michael with a fedora on his dick
Fable: no
Fable: AHAHAH SUDDEN THOUGHT, he does that and it's VINN'S HAT
Laced: .......FTTTTTTTTTT
Laced: Vinn's expression if she saw that....
Fable: you want your hat back? Go get it
Laced: complete horror
Laced: she'd try to get it back too
Laced: SHE HATES WHEN PEOPLE TAKE HER FEDORA
Leita: bahahaha
Leita: vinn
Laced: She would not be happy at all
Leita: you just need a stash of fedoras. Just keep replacing them. No dick-fedora
Laced: but this one is fancy
Leita: no michael-loogie fedora
Laced: cheap ones will not do
Leita: noooo
Leita: lock that thing in a safe
Laced: He's already messed it up once. Asshole,
Laced: hurgh I DID NOT need that mental image
Leita: its' like a dick in a box
Leita: except it's a hat
Vinn: >:c
Vinn: "Damn it, you are getting it dirty."
Vinn: "Give it back."
Michael: "Come get it"
Vinn: "No."
Michael: "Well guess yah not gettin' it back then, eh honey?"
Leita: vinn
Leita: this is michael's game
Vinn: "Please just.....give it back...."
Leita: the only winning move is not to play
Laced: But she wants her hat
Michael: "Ah think Ah rather like this 'ere chapeau"
Michael: "Maybe Ah just keep it 'ere"
Vinn: "If you like it so much, wear it correctly."
Vinn: "Like, you know, on your HEAD."
Michael: "Oh but Ah AM, couchon"
Cey: but he is wearing it on his head
Vinn: "Cute."
Sileas: one of them anyway
Fable: i am lol'ing
Laced: ffffft
Cey: draw it Erin
Cey: DO IT
Michael: "Welllll cherrr," he rubs at the hat, "Ah GUESS Ah could return it...hate to see yah own head so...bare"
Fable: good lord this guy is an asshole. Does he think this is cute?
Vinn: "Eugh. Damn it."
Cey: Michael I don't think she wants hairgel with that D:
Laced: "Get it off your god damn balls and give it back."
Michael: "Ah dunno, cher, might be stuck..."
Leita: your dick isn't that big michael *look of disapproval*
Fable: he just wants her to remove it herself, thinks it's funny
Vinn: "Shame. We'll have to cut it off."
Michael: "Ah'd like to see yah try"
Vinn: "Look, I want my hat. Just give it."
Michael: "Fine..if yah just gonna sit there, guess Ah have to take care of things mahself"
Fable: he's....really rubbing that hat now
Fable: michael, don't fuck her hat
Vinn: *annoyed* "AGH STOP THAT
Vinn: "That is NOT what you do with a hat"
Vinn: "ughhhh"
Michael: "But it smell like you, cher. Ah just can't help mah'self" he growls
Vinn: "You can't really be that desperate."
Michael: "Ah get all kinds. But Ah don't think Ah've ever done someone's wardrobe, mmmff"
Laced: FFFFFFT MICHAEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cey: BAD CAT BAD
Vinn: *edges towards him now, making to grab it away.* "No, no more."
Vinn: "You don't get to do that to my HAT."
Michael: "Ohhhh but cher it feel so goooooddd," he's uh, claws out on that hat a bit there
Vinn: "You're going to RIP IT. AGH STOP." *reaches for it*
Michael: *he pulls the hat away JUST as she reaches, now her hand is gripping his junk*
Vinn: *jumps back* "Agh!"
Sileas: smooth
Vinn: "Asshole!"
Fable: he's giggling like a maniac
Vinn: *tries to snatch the hat from him again* "GIVE IT."
Michael: "But Ah ain't done with it yet," he pouts
Michael: "Maybe Ah can be persuaded other ways..."
Vinn: "You're just going to have to deal with it. Give it back."
Michael: "Then Ah keep the hat..."
Fable: and he's rubbing it on his now visible junk
Cey: poor, poor Vinn
Laced: Michael you ass
Cey: UNLEASH THE FLAPLINGS
Vinn: "You're going to make it smell like ASS. QUIT IT."
Gabriel: Vinn, I wouldn't really want it back.
Vinn: "GO AWAY, GABE."
Leita: Vinn
Leita: your choices are A. Let Michael fuck your hat
Gabriel: But he's dicking your hat, Vinn.
Leita: or B. Fuck Michael for you hat
Leita: you cannot winn
Gabriel: Why would you want it back.
Laced: she is annoyed
Laced: she really loves that hat
Laced: but doesn't want dickings
Vinn: "It's quality. You can't replace something like that."
Michael: "Quality indeed cher, this fabric is speeeeeccctaaccuularrrr"
Vinn: "You are nasty."
Fable: that hat is getting more action than vinn
Vinn: "FINE, FINE. OKAY. Just give me the damn hat."
Vinn: "Quit fucking it up."
Michael: "Lemme finish 'ere...."
Vinn: "NO."
Fable: Vinn...you're standing there watching the guy fuck your hat
Fable: YOU COULD WALK AWAY YOU KNOW
Laced: But she thinks he will ruin it if she does
Laced: THUS, HAT.
Michael: "unnnff"
Vinn: *annoyed, she tries ripping it out of his hands*
Vinn: "Look, just stop!"
Vinn: "You're making it all disgusting."
Vinn: "No respect. Ugh."
Fable: he just pulls her in
Michael: "Yah know that outfit be even better, Ah think"
Vinn: "Yeah, you know, when it has the HAT with it."
Leita: NO FROTTERISM MICHAEL
Leita: NO
Marlesque: if Michael ever hit on Gabriel. Gabriel would ruin life.
Michael: "Ohhhh, lemme kindly replace it then...." and he puts the hat on her head....then uses that to press her face down
Laced: ew michael
Laced: you ass
Marlesque: Fable. you ruined all chances of me going in to edit mode.
Fable: lol
Fable: i win!
Fable: *cries*
Laced: Do I even want to reply to that
Laced: no
Laced: because then it will continue
Fable: phht
Fable: and so, vinn was forced into oral
Laced: DAMN IT MICHAEL YOU ARE DISGUSTING
Michael: "This might be even better than the hat..."
Laced: she'd be annoyed as fuck, but at least she got back the hat....?
Fable: ok THAT made me LITERALLY lol