Here I am, trying to be all sexy and sly for the camera when all the sudden some whacked out hillbilly from Texas comes up behind me with a chainsaw! I promptly had to teach him a lesson... Silly Texans, their chainsaw is no match for my spartan steel and a good kick in the chest!

EDIT: Yes, I do agree with the general concensis that this is indeed Dr. Salvador from RE4. I have no idea how I missed that, considering that game was my friggin CRACK for quite awhile there... My bad! Either way, I still kicked him good... For SPARTA!


 Changa managed to snap these shots of me, and since he has a much better camera than I do, I think they turned out pretty good. Besides, who doesn't love epic random battles?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy (at least, I think that's what he was) (C) That Guy
Bodypaint by  Koj
Face and spartan lion guy by Me
Photographed by  Changa