Old sketches I drew some months ago when I was taking some MMA classes. (Gonna be signing up again once the money's good on my end.) I'd actually completely forgotten about them until I was rummaging through my stuff.
And seeing as how I've been both pretty unproductive and pretty inactive, lately (Usual song and dance of shit and more shit going on in my life) , figured I'd upload them as something to keep the peeps happy.
Thereyago, peeps. :3
And seeing as how I've been both pretty unproductive and pretty inactive, lately (Usual song and dance of shit and more shit going on in my life) , figured I'd upload them as something to keep the peeps happy.
Thereyago, peeps. :3
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Doodle
Species Lion
Size 895 x 1414px
File Size 517.9 kB
Even Bruce Lee couldn't scissorhold a bitch while texting, Jet Li? Pfft, when he found out about you from the crystal balls hanging from Izanagi's scrotum he became a monk just so he wouldn't have to deal with your Canadian axe-sharpener crotch punt.
I would say something about Jackie Chan, but he's probably hanging outside your fire escape watching your moves and engraving it all into his nipples via braille, one rub and SHAZAM it's like a whole fucking scroll on one areola!
Ha, I remember some of these! Always looking sharp my man :D!
I would say something about Jackie Chan, but he's probably hanging outside your fire escape watching your moves and engraving it all into his nipples via braille, one rub and SHAZAM it's like a whole fucking scroll on one areola!
Ha, I remember some of these! Always looking sharp my man :D!
Wait, wait, wait, in Eastern culture, nipples are used as a source of knowledge?? Oh, man, this changes EVERYTHING! I always assumed freaky Japanese porn was all about proving to the rest of the world that, no matter what our torture policies are, the Japanese will ALWAYS be a few steps ahead of us in terms of creativity, BUT NO, this whole time, the obsession with having and groping boobs repeatedly and with earnestness was all about the noble quest toward the path of enlightenment!
And here I figured I was just being culturally insensitive. xD
Many, many, many and MANLY thanks, man!
And here I figured I was just being culturally insensitive. xD
Many, many, many and MANLY thanks, man!
An actual conversation? God, the temptation to slug the guy...of course, depending on how good you did or didn't get, that might not have been a good idea...
You didn't actually text during it, did you? LOL!
So much fun expression work, which has always been one of your greatest strengths. Great for comics and comedic pieces obviously, but it also makes your other work, including the adult stuff, stand out from the crowd. :)
You didn't actually text during it, did you? LOL!
So much fun expression work, which has always been one of your greatest strengths. Great for comics and comedic pieces obviously, but it also makes your other work, including the adult stuff, stand out from the crowd. :)
That whole conversation came about as an ASSESSMENT of my ability to competitively slug a guy. :P Any frustrations were worked out in the next round. >:3
The rest are... MOSTLY little exaggerations. ... mostly.
Thanks a ton for the compliments, as always, you fuzzy little charmer, youse. :P
The rest are... MOSTLY little exaggerations. ... mostly.
Thanks a ton for the compliments, as always, you fuzzy little charmer, youse. :P
LOL! Fair enough...though I imagine that conversation was not something deliberately geared to make you angry so you could fight more aggressively (and better/worse than your usual). That'd take cleverness, which the guy doesn't seem to have...
Ah, you and your exaggerations. Of such things is great humor made!
*grins and chuckles* Little? And you're welcome, my fellow fuzzy lion.
Ah, you and your exaggerations. Of such things is great humor made!
*grins and chuckles* Little? And you're welcome, my fellow fuzzy lion.
Yes you did, and your serious comment made a happy peep out of THIS peep, mah peep.
Because let me tell you, knowing that what I draw can have that kind of effect on others is immensely rewarding as an artist, and is exceptionally affirming. :3 It fills me up with the warm, happy feelings that some people have to resort of drug use in order to achieve.
So thank YOU for being my anti-drug. :3
Because let me tell you, knowing that what I draw can have that kind of effect on others is immensely rewarding as an artist, and is exceptionally affirming. :3 It fills me up with the warm, happy feelings that some people have to resort of drug use in order to achieve.
So thank YOU for being my anti-drug. :3
*waves his hands about like a prepubescent girl* EEEEEEeeeeeee!! Bioxz looks like a little plushie doll in the first panel. Look at those adorable eyes!! I'll bet this class has inspired some roughhousing between the sheets, learning all those new holds and pins. Personally, I don't know if I could take a class like that without a permanent erection.
Not to ruin your... illusions, bud, but it's actually quite easy to keep the little wiggler in check. :P When you're busy doing something laboriously physical that requires a good deal of concentration, and also trying not to get punched in the face or choked, it's pretty hard to concentrate on sex enough get an erection. (Unless you're INTO getting choked or masochism, but that's a whole other story. :P ) Though I can easily see how something like this must be fun to WATCH. xP
Annoyingly, there was two or three guys in that class who had long hair, and even after long rounds of intense and sweaty activity, their hair just fell right back into their natural weave, like freakin' movie stars. :P (My hair back then was actually about the same as it was when you saw me at AC: http://twitpic.com/7tdd09 )
And aye... on again, off again periods of getting fit, as I can never seem to commit myself to an exercise schedule for more than a few consecutive months at a time. xP
Oh, and the actual move you see me (improperly) pulling off is formally known as the "Rear Naked Choke." Don't ask me who came up with that name. xD
Thanks! :333
And aye... on again, off again periods of getting fit, as I can never seem to commit myself to an exercise schedule for more than a few consecutive months at a time. xP
Oh, and the actual move you see me (improperly) pulling off is formally known as the "Rear Naked Choke." Don't ask me who came up with that name. xD
Thanks! :333
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