Yes, any of you looking at this right now and saying "Holy crap, that bastard stole that from Eddie Izzard!" Are not only fully correct (and I do plan to give him full credit later in this description-thingy... ), but an automatic cool person for knowing the who the person that is quite possibly the best comedian ever is. Unless you don't like him. In which case, you automatically suck at life. D:
I wasn't going to post this at all, but a few people wanted me to, so I'm making it a scrap.
Full and complete credit for this joke goes to Eddie Izzard. Buy his DVDs. You know you want to. *Walking advertisement'd*