Barfly (God Help Me I've created a Pony OC)
14 years ago
Also known as the "Stumbling Stallion," Barfly is a drunken pegasus alkey. He flies drunk and drinks while flying. He's the type of drunk that annoys everybody and breaks out into song when nobody wants to hear it. He leads a lonesome, pitiful life except when with his drinking friends (who can't really stand him).
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BUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!
My little Alkie! I used to wonder what Coors could be!
Until you all shared Millers with me!
Fuzzy Navels! Gin and Tonics!
Margaritas! get really drunk!
ScrewDrivers, it's an easy drink! and Alcholism makes it all complete!
My little Alkie! Did you know you are my very best beer!
(Anyone who gets that reference, congrats. You're at least as nerdy as I.)