It's pretty much the worst ever. Enjoying a good cup of coffee when

Fuck everything i'm a dragon.

Nystre on Twitter

haha this guy sitting next to me in the cafeteria is so fucking fat thaUFFUKcGHJ

3 hours ago via iPhone

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GDO DMANFH IT I CANTHG FUCKIGN TIYPE ONT HIS SHTIY TOCHCSREEN HANDS TOOB IG FUCKING TURNED INTO ADNRAGON AGIAN

3 hours ago via iPhone

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GOD WH YDOES THFJSIS ALWYAS HAPEN WHEN IM IN PUBLIC #FML

3 hours ago via iPhone

You are so big -o.o-

I didn't do it on purpose uwu

Must be pissed off that his fingers are now dirty.

I approve of this.

Well of course, you're just out there doing your thing and then the world's all like "Nope, you need a longer tail and all these horns and stuff!"

But what can you do? These things happen :x

I guess I'll just... go find a pile of treasure to sit on? uwu

Try finding seating anywhere like that, it is not fun man.

-watch 0/10 faggot, blocking you from Skype and removing all trace of your existence. I'm dead serious.

ugh fine you fffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOT


I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY ESPECIALLY WHEN I COMMISSIONED A PORN THING AND DIDN'T PAY YOU FOR IT BUT YOU DREW IT ANYWAY AND U DIDN'T GET MY FURSONA'S SIX PENISES RIGHT (THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT SPECIES BTW EXCEPT TWO OF THEM ARE HORSE DICKS AND YOU MESSED IT UP WAY TO GO YOU R*TARD WH*T THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU)

God and you IMed me on Skype like I can't see the number 298 turn into 299, I never liked your... Underwear anyway so why are you talking about tomorrow's pants here. All I want to do is use cell medals and chill with my floating arm friend so I can sometimes save lights from being extinguished in front of me. You are everything wrong with the world. Have any of you gotten any core medals?

Man this one girl just... I threw off my pants, threw her outta a helicopter naked and put my dick in her while we span in midair. The sensation of my dick spinning as I did a piledriver at 3000 ft inside of her.

ya well my uncle works for the fbi (and nintendo) so you're going down buster. you KNOW it's only legal until after 2500 ft. i have all the evidence i need. prepare to become "the pwned"

No one can argue with Jarlix Ace Attorney. I'm not making those jokes publically though especially with shocker I mean the cubs watching hey guys. I'm talking about the immigration office ofc.

damn its hard being a dragon

dragon life