Claire gave the boy a deliciously devious grin and snuggled up to him close, wrapping her tail delicately around his shoulders, while her tongue pressed against his ear.

"Chaos..." She whispered quietly to the trembling pup, and bit her lower lip, feeling the ache burn between her thighs, the warm, tingling, torturous fire that only one thing could quench.

"I want to SOPA, right, now. I want you to thrust your SOPA in my SOPA and SOPA me harder than I've ever SOPA before. Then, I want to feel your SOPA pressing against my SOPA until I can't SOPA any longer and SOPA all over!" The plucky skunk whispered huskily.

Chaos stared in abject confusion.

"Wait, what? Is that french? I uh...you want a sandwich? I don't...I don't understand." The boy whimpered. Claire frowned and quietly twisted to one side, bumping him with her hip.

"You know...Mon petite coyote...I want you to Sopa my Sopa." She whispered.

"...Wash your cat?" Chaos asked. Claire frowned.

"No. You idiot. Sopa!" She snapped. The pupped tilted his head.

"Go karts?" He asked hopefully.

"SOPA! SOPA SOPA SOPA!! SOPA ME!" Claire shrieked, stomping a foot before she frowned and threw up her paws when Chaos gave her a puzzled look.

"Oh, forget it! Zis ees 'opeless!" She grumbled, and stormed, off, leaving the puppy very very confused. But somewhere, deep down inside of him, for some reason, he was inexplicably filled with rage for the government.

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Cock Blocked by congress? And people wonder where psychopaths come from. XD

Art done by  Ishoka and graciously as well! I will be donating part of my cheque towards him, and you should to! Quality toon work by an awesome artist!