xD i love that song. Hated the music video with the cats though...'

Poor marty. x3 having to put up with folks like us...

PFFFFFFFF BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I second this.

Whoa, whoa. Anything owned by onta, calling itself a guy? I've seen his art. I know how they like it. D: And dress. D:

he gets his restraining orders from CostCo

go go gadget restraining order... also damn you becaues you got ME listening to that song from your PREVIOUS pic lol

I do not know this song.

Close But No Cigar - Al Yankovich

It wouldnt be Marty without fish lips like someone punched him in the mouth. Its adorable

I love characters with pouty lips. Marty has that and the hair over the eye thing, so he's very aesthetically awesome to me.

Yeah, she's one sexy lady.

agreed. pouty lips =

Oh dear god! I love that song, but funny how so many got same song stuck in their heads all same time!! I had it stuck in head all week!

o so close

did Pie get into the catnip?

catnip pizza.. lol

Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh man

How does Marty end up with these wacky broads

Destiny

My gosh that joke made laugh so much.
I feel you have what it takes to be a professional comedian.

Joke's not mine! It belongs to Weird Al!

Oh.
I really do like your art.

Thank you!

every single one of the expressions are amazing.

Weird Al's "Close but no Cigar"

Like the crazy-ass music video. John K is genius.


I like the panel where you hug him close to your chest. lol

ARRG! Beat me to it.

lol guess I did. :P

lol this is Great~!!

I think you might be a tiny bit crazy.

Maybe.

You're just now figuring this out?

I am one dense motherfucker. >_>;

DAMMIT FREEHAVEN!

ladies, please, you're BOTH pretty!

;_; BUT YOU LOVE ME MORE RIGHT

Pie IS a cat...

b-but... those LIPS.

AHHHH ;;

CURSE THOSE LIPS

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK

STEAL THE LIPS

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

UNHAND THOSE LIPS

UNHAND THOSE LIPS

SAY, I'M GETTING IN A RUT!

I love how much more entertaining Marty is in your hands. He's so easy to pick on.

He makes an excellent straight man.

Wait. A great straight gay man! Uh, well. You know what I mean. :|

Panel #4 is my favorite. That look in Pie's eye! <3

It's the glockenspiel that I love~

Pie's face in panel 2 is awesome.

But... Joe Dirt is an AWESOME movie :C

Close but No Cigar by Weird Al.

..It was the Joe Dirt panel that gave it away for me. >3<

I've always loved Weird Al's "love songs" well, more like relationship songs.

One More Minute
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Since You've Been Gone (And I guess "So Sick of You")
Wanna B Ur Lovr
Close But No Cigar
and most recently: If That Isn't Love

I'm sure I'm missing a couple. Damn, I'm a dork...

When I saw him in concert, he did his audience participation version of 'Wanna B Ur Lovr' and I ended up being one of the women he came up to. It was fun! xD I got poked on the shoulder!

I once sang it to (more like at) my girlfriend at the time the album came out...she left me for a manager at Little Caesars.

LOL! Sorry, not meaning to laugh at your pain, but the last part made me chuckle (so maybe I should COL?)
I used to sing Flight of the Conchord's "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" to my girlfriend. She would laugh and say, "Why are you singing this to me?!" It was funny... till she left me for a guy I introduced her to. I don't think the song really did anything, but it's one of the few remaining happy memories I have of that relationship.

Ffff- XD

I... I have to say, fangirling onto femboys like they were lebbies is unexpectedly cute...

Huh huh WhaAt??

What is with you and the Al lately? :P

... :C Dump her ass.

*gets a brick in the head*

The "Alll choked up like Mama Cass" bit of that song gets me everytime... so horrible it wraps back around to funny.

HAHAHA XD I. LOVE. PIE. ssssshe adorable

OH DEAR LORD.

I can only react in this way - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc&feature=related xD

This got a chuckle out of me. :)

Marty is the prettiest girl ever, for a guy.

silly Pie

just lift his leg

that's how ya know the gender of anything




ANYTHING

Some animals don't appreciate that version of the gender-check. Especially the kind with claws, teeth and bad tempers.

Those mail-order "x-ray" glasses never did work like they advertised. Oh, how easy it could have been...

why would I want to see inside of their fur? o 3o

That's where the organs are, of course!

Remember, only male what'sits have the whatchamacallit...
the esophagus or something.

well, my pet spotted hyena has a long peener-like pooner

well in Dragonball when Goku was little he did the "pat pat" check to check gender since it confused him.

PANTIES CAN CONCEAL A LOT

Does it still count as a lesbian crush if he wears women's clothing?


I mean, I can't blame him. Girls get to wear the most awesome stuff and all we guys can wear without getting funny looks is jeans and a t-shirt. *^*

What, no suit and tie? A man with the right suit and a sweet hat to go with it is worthy of praise. Besides, as ZZ Top knows, "There's something women like about a sharp dressed man."

Have you ever tried wearing a suit with white fur? Ugh, what a mess!
Also, women can pull off suits if they get the right kind. Generally there's not much that men can wear but women can't, but the other way around there's a ton they can wear that men can't.

Wellll not without getting strange looks anyway. :)

Heh. True enough.

I dunno why wearing a suit with white fur is a big deal though. Is that like a fashion crime or something?

White fur + dark clothes. Fur gets all over it and you look like a mess. xD

Oh, right. XD Yeah, my sister's dog (who is now effectively my parents' dog) is a springer spaniel. She tends to get a lot of white fur everywhere!

Ahhhhh it's David Spade! Get that away from me!

I find this harassment of a fellow man to be offending and you must stop at once!

(I hope you'll be doing a comic of each verse!)

Alright, Pie, but if you knock her up, we expect you to make an honest woman out of her.
Not like when you got Orochi preggers and forced him to turn tricks for his baby's milk money.

Hell yes! Nice reference.

Pinkie or Technicolor, random is the name of the game!

Ha ha ha! That's adorable!

Wow thank you very much! Now I have to go spend $15 bucks to watch Joe Dirt

*uncontrollable laughter*

I'm in lesbians with you Pie :3

Well your art anyway. :D

D'awww.

this is so funny. XD

I knew there was a reason I loved you, Pie. Weird Al rocks. Excellent little comic-madoodle.

Hhhaaaaaaaaaahhhh XDDD Good one. XDDD

please keep him/her forever

Dead serious.

ilu

She was so pretty she made Charleze Theron look like a big fat slobbering pig

But I like that movie!

I'm slow, cause it actually took me until the last panel to get this. :D

So I asked, "ARE WE DOING GOVERNMENT WORK, HERE?"

Oh, and "Lesbian Crush" -- sounds like some sort of soft drink.

Well if there's Men's Pocky why not Lesbian Crush, right?

"Oh I dont think we are!"

Those lips can reflect all forms of hatred at great magnitude
lips so pouty
people be all up and abouty
trying to figure out is Pie is trolling
cause I am on the ground rolling

...Pie you have the best interactions with folks

This made me smile

Someone tell Marty that Angelina Jolie called. Someone stole her lips.

She said she doesn't care about them, she just wants the implants and botox back.



Oh, and well he still has her lips, tell him to not pout so hard, he might take out an eye.... or a building.

Sweet with a catchy lyric.

You must be crushin', 'cause you're totally singing to . her. :O

Joe Dirt isn't that bad of a movie. I can certainly think of much worse that used to be overplayed on HBO.

OMG! I love that song! weird al is amazing and "close but no cigar" is one of my fav songs by him

you're awesome, as always!

I thought the joke was that he was a massive grump.

It's okay, we've all had a massive lesbian crush on Marty some time or another. And that's just the men!

This comic is close to amusing
Aw baby it's close
So close!
But no cigar~

Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?

no i dont think we are

Not Joe Dirt!

Weird Al c:

I Weird Al

but noooo cigar!

Close, but no cigar.

:)

Cute faces ^.^

i like Joe Dirt :c

I love that song to bits. And Pie's expressions are cracking me up.

Weird Al music for the win!

are we playing horse shoes here hunny no i don't think we are... you're close! but no cigar!

ha! love that song .

good pic XD

If it's a guy, why does he have bra straps...?

Marty is more of a girl than most of the women I've dated.

I am fairly confused but highly amused.