this next brilliant piece is a fantastic self-portrait of my own person

The hands are positioned in a mimeful way as to express my feelings of being crushed by exterior forces, such as pathetically inexcusable pseudo-artist-wannabees
The darkenered head and face express the desireable mistique of any artist who has earned a degree
The red and lucious lips are representative of my vexed nature against things that do not have degrees, unlike farmers, janitors, and that kid who mows my lawn every two weeks
The fart is because I eated beans LOL!
PS notice the bling on meh? That is because I am to be rich and you are not to be rich because I am a professional and you are not omg!!!
PPS: The hand is not backwards that is simply a cunning artistic ploy to make it so that the picture remains in your head longer, for I and you both know that this wonderfully fantastic piece should never be forgotten, ever!!!