GUEST STARRING  tidenfelitaur AS: THE CAT

The cat was so starved. So he ate a lot.
The cat was so fat. He created a lot of cracks.

The cat was shocked. Boy, how fat he got.
The cat was amazed. And he fell on his backs.

The cat went crash. The whole house shook.
The cat was out. He didn't know what he'd done.

The floor and bowl cracked. And so did the cook.
Because what had he done? He'd made Fat Cat Number One.