Please. I didn't ask to be made like this. I was tricked! I never wanted to do that ritual...
Please. Stay by me for just a little while. I just want someone to talk to. Someone to hold me back from the edge of the abyss...
So last night I decided to attempt to do one o' them trendy creepy pony things.
I'm going to refuse to call this kinda thing "zalgo" because #1, it's clearly a Lovecraft knockoff meme, despite claims to the contrary; #2, the original "zalgo" shit was pretty much half-assed rubbish, while the newer good stuff by other people is just plain old Lovecraft; #8, Dave Kelly does way too many drugs; and #muffin, I can't count.
Cthulhu fhtagn!
So anyway, I'ma call this an eldritch pony, because that's what it is. That's also part of the story behind the title! I was abbreviating "My Little Eldritch Pony" as "mlep.xcf" in the file name, and I suddenly realized that "mlep" is a perfect onomatopoeia for mouth-tentacles flopping out when you try to talk. Mleppthhbpbthbbbt.
I'm also considering trying to write tiny little vignettes for most of my pics. Might as well get some writing practice in.
What do you guys think of the eye sockets? I discovered that effect pretty much entirely by accident, but I think it works for this kinda thing.
And hm, I guess this doesn't really need a mature rating. Hopefully.
Please. Stay by me for just a little while. I just want someone to talk to. Someone to hold me back from the edge of the abyss...
So last night I decided to attempt to do one o' them trendy creepy pony things.
I'm going to refuse to call this kinda thing "zalgo" because #1, it's clearly a Lovecraft knockoff meme, despite claims to the contrary; #2, the original "zalgo" shit was pretty much half-assed rubbish, while the newer good stuff by other people is just plain old Lovecraft; #8, Dave Kelly does way too many drugs; and #muffin, I can't count.
Cthulhu fhtagn!
So anyway, I'ma call this an eldritch pony, because that's what it is. That's also part of the story behind the title! I was abbreviating "My Little Eldritch Pony" as "mlep.xcf" in the file name, and I suddenly realized that "mlep" is a perfect onomatopoeia for mouth-tentacles flopping out when you try to talk. Mleppthhbpbthbbbt.
I'm also considering trying to write tiny little vignettes for most of my pics. Might as well get some writing practice in.
What do you guys think of the eye sockets? I discovered that effect pretty much entirely by accident, but I think it works for this kinda thing.
And hm, I guess this doesn't really need a mature rating. Hopefully.
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No, those were merely the earthly manifestations of a deeper warp in the fabric of the world.
B̋̓ͥ̿́a̓ͭͨ̾͑̀̀ǩ͖̪̰̗ͤͦ̎̇ë͕̣͈̤͈́̎͐ď͍̌̿͑̾ ͎̮̘͎̳̃̓̿b̞̌͆̏̈̿̎̌ḁ̭̜͖͐̈́̽̊d̻̰͉̖͍͈͔̒͐̐s̺̰̣̾.͚͔ Ṭ̼͈̟̬̙͊̐͠h͙̝͢ͅẽ̠̜̖y̨ͪ̇ ̵͕͇͇̱̤̱͙̄̽̋̋̉i͈͇͙̻͔̻̔ͧͦ̍̆̇̓nͨ͌ͮ̍͢ṿ̷̪̬̞̗͎͑ͤͬͯͤô̓ͣͨ̔͗ḱ̦̮̪̯͖͕͊e͔̩͇͍͖͙̳͑͜ ̛͎̭̬̠͉̮̗̀̄t̡͕̻̫͚ͧĥ͇̫̺è̻̰̦̅̂ͬ͛͝ ̜̦̠̻̤̬̱h͕̱̣ͯ̄i̬̻̲̼̞v̬̾ͮe̬̲̮̙̼͒ ̣̜̺͍͚ͥ̓ͨ̀ṃ͐̄͠í̹̲̫̺ͦ͐͒̂̚n͎̘͈̒̅̒͐̀̾̓d̻ͥ͛ ̜͕͎͔͆͛ͨo̶̪̪̺ͩ̒̑͌́ͯ̍f̰̤̩̂͗́̆ ̢͖̳̼̳̞̩ͤ͊͛c̰̼͐̎h͏̪̻̟̯ͅͅa̡̖o̗͉͚̹ͅś̰̅́̔ͣ̊.̈́ͣͩͭ̚҉͇̜ H͕̔̎ͭ͗̔ͬͣ̀Ȯ̵͓̻̯̭̹̃ͪŖ̵͓̯̖͚͕͇ͧ̚̕R̰̱̪̼̟̠̺͉͎ͤ̈̉ͭ͊͞O̳̺̻̰̯̳̞͊̃Ȑ̭̠͎͈̉͐̇ͦͦͮ̏͛͘ ̽ͧͪ҉̶͔͎̝̺̜͝W̻̼̻͔͍̦̦̋͐ͩ͞I̡͛̀̑̀͆͆͏̣̲̘̤͔̰̲̟͜Ț̵̦̫͖̜͎ͯ͋̀H̷̶̩̦̰̠͓̑͗́ͤ͊ͫ̍ͣͅO̵͔̣̜͇̒̀͂͆̅ͧ͞͡Ữ̞͓͖̤̟̗̩͂͋ͣ̾ͤ͐̀ͅT̵̛͈͖̯͙̃͛ͣͧ̚͞ ̟̱͚̣̄̀ͩͯ͂ͫͫ̓͠E̴̠͕̖̹̦̜ͪͯͫ̎̓Ņ̦̦̜̹͉̑̈́͐͊ͅD̡̞̊͛͒͠!̠̙̤͕͉̞̬͈͋̌̓̏̎ͣ̎́̍ ͓͔̫̟̟͙ͯ̓ͤͫͨ͝T͙̙͙̃̐̇̅͜ͅH̨͚̳̦͕̀͐ͣ͞Ë̙͙̠̪͓̩͓́ͯͫͩ̉̕͜ ̸͚̖̤͖̄̆͟R̢͎͖̝ͮ̉ͭͩ̓͒́A̡̪͇͈̱̘̥̫̦ͫͭ̀̚I̳̭̩̖͖̓ͭͭ͌̂̾͝Ş̸̻̺͔̘͚̭͖̍ͧͭ̏͊ͧI̡̧͇̙͗ͬ̀̇̆̀ͪ̿N͕̖̰̤͗ͥͥͩ̉ͨ͟Ș̛͉͔̌̈ͥ ͒̊̎̓̔̈͆ͥ͏͍̪̩̤͈ͅC̵ͮͯ͗̾̾́͏͉̘̟͍͇ͅA̘̳̠̪̞̳̮ͥͯ̅̅ͧ̓ͧ͢L̫͈̞̻͙ͧ̆ͪ̀̏̎̂̿ͥ͠L͚̤̖̓͛̽ͭ́!̶̼̹̎ͫ̐̆̓
I̵̧̯̙͉̯̟̤̦͌̈͊͌͛̐͂̌͜͝A̷̷̯̙̪̭͈̻̝̰̫͙͉̮̣͉͎͊ͮ̄̿̿ͧͥ̉̋̊̂̊̇̐̔́̚!̴̧̉̊͛̍̓ͩ͗̃ͭ̈́̂̃ͬ̌̍̏͂ͥ̒͏̮̰̙̜͇̼̱ ͔͉̳̪̣̻̹͈͚̰͓̾ͣ͐́͘͘͟I͂ͦ̽̔̈́ͭͮͮ̂ͪ҉̳̖̙̀͞Â̢͒̎ͣ̅̌ͥͨ̒̆̊͌͒͒̅̔̓͏̶͓̥̦̜̰̤͙͙̞͓͚̱͇̺͔͉̗ ̰̩̲̳͚̪̭͈̖̐̃̎͐ͭ̊ͥ̃ͮ̄̌ͧ̔̂̀̽͢͠C͍͇͔̫̟̠͕͓͖̩͇̠̙͈͇͙̭̠̄̽ͪ͆͒̿͗̉͊͂͂́̚̕͝T̶̨͇̭͖̫̠̲̫̝̺̯̤̱̥̣̻͖̈́̑̒̿ͅͅͅH̃ͤͥͣ̄̅̃ͮ̌͗ͥͧ̈͋̌̔͏̢̹̳̹̞̳̞̳͖͜͠Ů̴̶̯̥͕͎͎͇̹͓̳̯̙͉̦̯̮ͮ̽̏̃̎̂ͭ̄̇ͤͤ̈ͯ͊͂͑̓̕ͅͅĽ͌͑ͪͥ̚҉̵̷̧̢̪̼̱͚͖̞̖̺͖̼͍̻̘̱̲Uͧͯͪ̐̂̓͂̓̐̐̆ͭ̅̓͊̓͏̶̟͓̳̜̠͓̮̹̜̤̯̕ ̵̓ͨ̇ͤ̊ͬ͏͏̮͎̫̣̦̙͉̞͔̘͖̞̭̲̣̱̗R̸͖̙̼̙̘͙̠̉̉̏͛̇̎̌̏̊̐͊̐̀̚͡A̸̴̬̭̞̹̺̘͂͑̽͂̆̓ͨͫ͆̾ͪ͊ͥ̔̅͝͝Ï̸͇͎̺̟̖͔̖̭̫͖͍̥̙̱͋ͭ̐ͯͪ̋̾ͨ̇̈͟͡͠S̸̛̛̼̼͍̰͎̗̭͎̣̼̲̻͊ͭ͆ͩ͋ͩ̎̎̊́ͧ͋̉͆́̚̚İ̶̭̹͙̠̯̝͍̖̥͙̘̼̜̿̊ͩ̊̎͗ͦ͘N̹͉̮̟̗̳̮̱̣͇̼̻͎̟̗̩̏ͧ̆̆̎̃̔̄ͩ̌̇̌̀͢͞͠ͅ!̶̸̵̨̨͙̺͈͎̙̜̗̟ͥ͋͌ͯ
B̋̓ͥ̿́a̓ͭͨ̾͑̀̀ǩ͖̪̰̗ͤͦ̎̇ë͕̣͈̤͈́̎͐ď͍̌̿͑̾ ͎̮̘͎̳̃̓̿b̞̌͆̏̈̿̎̌ḁ̭̜͖͐̈́̽̊d̻̰͉̖͍͈͔̒͐̐s̺̰̣̾.͚͔ Ṭ̼͈̟̬̙͊̐͠h͙̝͢ͅẽ̠̜̖y̨ͪ̇ ̵͕͇͇̱̤̱͙̄̽̋̋̉i͈͇͙̻͔̻̔ͧͦ̍̆̇̓nͨ͌ͮ̍͢ṿ̷̪̬̞̗͎͑ͤͬͯͤô̓ͣͨ̔͗ḱ̦̮̪̯͖͕͊e͔̩͇͍͖͙̳͑͜ ̛͎̭̬̠͉̮̗̀̄t̡͕̻̫͚ͧĥ͇̫̺è̻̰̦̅̂ͬ͛͝ ̜̦̠̻̤̬̱h͕̱̣ͯ̄i̬̻̲̼̞v̬̾ͮe̬̲̮̙̼͒ ̣̜̺͍͚ͥ̓ͨ̀ṃ͐̄͠í̹̲̫̺ͦ͐͒̂̚n͎̘͈̒̅̒͐̀̾̓d̻ͥ͛ ̜͕͎͔͆͛ͨo̶̪̪̺ͩ̒̑͌́ͯ̍f̰̤̩̂͗́̆ ̢͖̳̼̳̞̩ͤ͊͛c̰̼͐̎h͏̪̻̟̯ͅͅa̡̖o̗͉͚̹ͅś̰̅́̔ͣ̊.̈́ͣͩͭ̚҉͇̜ H͕̔̎ͭ͗̔ͬͣ̀Ȯ̵͓̻̯̭̹̃ͪŖ̵͓̯̖͚͕͇ͧ̚̕R̰̱̪̼̟̠̺͉͎ͤ̈̉ͭ͊͞O̳̺̻̰̯̳̞͊̃Ȑ̭̠͎͈̉͐̇ͦͦͮ̏͛͘ ̽ͧͪ҉̶͔͎̝̺̜͝W̻̼̻͔͍̦̦̋͐ͩ͞I̡͛̀̑̀͆͆͏̣̲̘̤͔̰̲̟͜Ț̵̦̫͖̜͎ͯ͋̀H̷̶̩̦̰̠͓̑͗́ͤ͊ͫ̍ͣͅO̵͔̣̜͇̒̀͂͆̅ͧ͞͡Ữ̞͓͖̤̟̗̩͂͋ͣ̾ͤ͐̀ͅT̵̛͈͖̯͙̃͛ͣͧ̚͞ ̟̱͚̣̄̀ͩͯ͂ͫͫ̓͠E̴̠͕̖̹̦̜ͪͯͫ̎̓Ņ̦̦̜̹͉̑̈́͐͊ͅD̡̞̊͛͒͠!̠̙̤͕͉̞̬͈͋̌̓̏̎ͣ̎́̍ ͓͔̫̟̟͙ͯ̓ͤͫͨ͝T͙̙͙̃̐̇̅͜ͅH̨͚̳̦͕̀͐ͣ͞Ë̙͙̠̪͓̩͓́ͯͫͩ̉̕͜ ̸͚̖̤͖̄̆͟R̢͎͖̝ͮ̉ͭͩ̓͒́A̡̪͇͈̱̘̥̫̦ͫͭ̀̚I̳̭̩̖͖̓ͭͭ͌̂̾͝Ş̸̻̺͔̘͚̭͖̍ͧͭ̏͊ͧI̡̧͇̙͗ͬ̀̇̆̀ͪ̿N͕̖̰̤͗ͥͥͩ̉ͨ͟Ș̛͉͔̌̈ͥ ͒̊̎̓̔̈͆ͥ͏͍̪̩̤͈ͅC̵ͮͯ͗̾̾́͏͉̘̟͍͇ͅA̘̳̠̪̞̳̮ͥͯ̅̅ͧ̓ͧ͢L̫͈̞̻͙ͧ̆ͪ̀̏̎̂̿ͥ͠L͚̤̖̓͛̽ͭ́!̶̼̹̎ͫ̐̆̓
I̵̧̯̙͉̯̟̤̦͌̈͊͌͛̐͂̌͜͝A̷̷̯̙̪̭͈̻̝̰̫͙͉̮̣͉͎͊ͮ̄̿̿ͧͥ̉̋̊̂̊̇̐̔́̚!̴̧̉̊͛̍̓ͩ͗̃ͭ̈́̂̃ͬ̌̍̏͂ͥ̒͏̮̰̙̜͇̼̱ ͔͉̳̪̣̻̹͈͚̰͓̾ͣ͐́͘͘͟I͂ͦ̽̔̈́ͭͮͮ̂ͪ҉̳̖̙̀͞Â̢͒̎ͣ̅̌ͥͨ̒̆̊͌͒͒̅̔̓͏̶͓̥̦̜̰̤͙͙̞͓͚̱͇̺͔͉̗ ̰̩̲̳͚̪̭͈̖̐̃̎͐ͭ̊ͥ̃ͮ̄̌ͧ̔̂̀̽͢͠C͍͇͔̫̟̠͕͓͖̩͇̠̙͈͇͙̭̠̄̽ͪ͆͒̿͗̉͊͂͂́̚̕͝T̶̨͇̭͖̫̠̲̫̝̺̯̤̱̥̣̻͖̈́̑̒̿ͅͅͅH̃ͤͥͣ̄̅̃ͮ̌͗ͥͧ̈͋̌̔͏̢̹̳̹̞̳̞̳͖͜͠Ů̴̶̯̥͕͎͎͇̹͓̳̯̙͉̦̯̮ͮ̽̏̃̎̂ͭ̄̇ͤͤ̈ͯ͊͂͑̓̕ͅͅĽ͌͑ͪͥ̚҉̵̷̧̢̪̼̱͚͖̞̖̺͖̼͍̻̘̱̲Uͧͯͪ̐̂̓͂̓̐̐̆ͭ̅̓͊̓͏̶̟͓̳̜̠͓̮̹̜̤̯̕ ̵̓ͨ̇ͤ̊ͬ͏͏̮͎̫̣̦̙͉̞͔̘͖̞̭̲̣̱̗R̸͖̙̼̙̘͙̠̉̉̏͛̇̎̌̏̊̐͊̐̀̚͡A̸̴̬̭̞̹̺̘͂͑̽͂̆̓ͨͫ͆̾ͪ͊ͥ̔̅͝͝Ï̸͇͎̺̟̖͔̖̭̫͖͍̥̙̱͋ͭ̐ͯͪ̋̾ͨ̇̈͟͡͠S̸̛̛̼̼͍̰͎̗̭͎̣̼̲̻͊ͭ͆ͩ͋ͩ̎̎̊́ͧ͋̉͆́̚̚İ̶̭̹͙̠̯̝͍̖̥͙̘̼̜̿̊ͩ̊̎͗ͦ͘N̹͉̮̟̗̳̮̱̣͇̼̻͎̟̗̩̏ͧ̆̆̎̃̔̄ͩ̌̇̌̀͢͞͠ͅ!̶̸̵̨̨͙̺͈͎̙̜̗̟ͥ͋͌ͯ
A man sits down and pulls Twilight over
The man: "Don't worry sweetheart, I won't leave you alone like this." clear yellow tentacles, "I love you too much to let you die."
The tentacles wrap around Twilight and the man, developing a cocoon around Twilight with the man becoming like a kind of placenta... But it looks much different from Twilight's perspective, as she sees herself as normal in a perfect replica of her castle. A man made of black slime develops out of the ground, and looks straight at Twilight.
Zalgo: "Please, Mrs. Sparkle. Allow me to come through your body. It is the best vessel thus fa-."
The man appears with twin sawed off shotguns.
The man: "Get away from my wife, you schmuck!"
The man fires both guns, and blows Zalgo apart only for him to reform. Zalgo impales the man with multiple black tentacles.
Zalgo: "Do you think that I will let you stop me?"
The tentacles begin to become clear yellow.
The man: "It's not a matter of who will let who stop who. It's more of a I'm protecting the mare I love."
Zalgo is lifted into the air, and the slime that makes him fades away completely. The man retracts the tentacles, and looks over to Twilight.
Twilight: "... I love you!"
The man runs over and holds Twilight.
The man: "I love you too Twilight."
The man: "Don't worry sweetheart, I won't leave you alone like this." clear yellow tentacles, "I love you too much to let you die."
The tentacles wrap around Twilight and the man, developing a cocoon around Twilight with the man becoming like a kind of placenta... But it looks much different from Twilight's perspective, as she sees herself as normal in a perfect replica of her castle. A man made of black slime develops out of the ground, and looks straight at Twilight.
Zalgo: "Please, Mrs. Sparkle. Allow me to come through your body. It is the best vessel thus fa-."
The man appears with twin sawed off shotguns.
The man: "Get away from my wife, you schmuck!"
The man fires both guns, and blows Zalgo apart only for him to reform. Zalgo impales the man with multiple black tentacles.
Zalgo: "Do you think that I will let you stop me?"
The tentacles begin to become clear yellow.
The man: "It's not a matter of who will let who stop who. It's more of a I'm protecting the mare I love."
Zalgo is lifted into the air, and the slime that makes him fades away completely. The man retracts the tentacles, and looks over to Twilight.
Twilight: "... I love you!"
The man runs over and holds Twilight.
The man: "I love you too Twilight."
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