Hungry and feverish, wracked with pain, I crawled across the dry, cracked ground of the Asian plateau. Then..I saw it! After weary months, I had finally found the ancient food dojo where the masterly 3 Roosters made their delicious egg rolls. I would LIVE!

Actually, I spotted this while driving through Oxford, KS in the late afternoon. Just so...Kansas-weird! At least they didn't call the place S & M Delights!!