You place the CARDBOARD BOX in your inventory and prepare to schlep it all the way down to the nearest GAS STATION to procure some precious BOX FUEL. Meanwhile, you catch a glimpse of the rest of your OFFHAND STATUS DISPLAY. You are currently at full health, and sport a prodigious seven COOLNESS POINTS. You make note of your empty HAT EQUIP SLOT, in addition to another three empty INVENTORY SLOTS for stashing other crap.

The journey begins!

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