The sad thing is that these are based off a true story. I'm not kidding you.

I still have that freaking stupid figure. I guarantee it, if you got it you would be disappointed as hell too. Don't lie. And for the Christmas cards with Emma Cadaver... seriously. We get, like, 10 friggin' Christmas cards from people who don't bother to talk to us anymore. And on top of that they don't even ask,"Oh, how are you doing?" NOTHING. The just write: To: Blablah From: Blalsdjflasjf. THAT'S IT. So we have to waste our time to be the better people and send them stuff back.

Oh about the gift thing with my friend, I seriously didn't want him to buy me anything but because he is one of the male species, nothing can change his mind. I feel so loved and a tad weird about how much people actually care about me... I love everyone. Seriously. Go ahead. You can flame me about being "spoiled" all you want. But in the end, I am not spoiled: I am loved.

Also, my mother and I adore little chibi Skulls at the bottom right corner of this page!

AND AND AND BEFORE I GO: My mother and I are also trying to watch A Christmas Story for the first time. We're sorry.... but we just can't find its purpose... I tried to like it but it continues to make me go WTF.

Sketched with a mechanical pencil and inked with a Staedtler lining pen.

Characters and Art © sigmastasds Me.