Inb4 MLP jokes.
Also, would be cool to have a mask of these guys, and when your struck, a flock of them would attack the assailant. :D

Be afraid of those chickens.

Be very afraid.

Bock bock goes the flock of cocks

LMFAO you made my night!

I try~

Oh Mr. Bawkbagawk!

BOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCK!

I remember those chickens from Zelda... I remember picker picking them up and tossing them off the cliffs because they were so annoying.

I did the same

That looks like something offo f Angry birds but with legs O3o

Lol fucking hilarious! Nice chicken drawing :)

BOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCK!

COCKADODlOOO!!

I hated when they kept raping me, I didn't mean to slash at them multiple times :c

Btw that top bock looks like BokA :3

<_< Cock Rape >_>

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/up.....endofcucco.jpg <-- this is a great idea

GENIUS!!!!!

BOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCK!
BOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCK!
BOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCKBOCK!


Oh, I love these birds.

...Ima just go ahead and fav. this lol

It's okay, Tojo. We all hate them.

LOL death by cuccos! they're the second scariest monster in the series. The scariest was the shopkeeper in Link's Awakening. You could steal stuff from him by walking quickly to the door so that he wouldn't see you. When you walked out, everyone everywhere named you THIEF, and when you went back, he let you keep it, but he did a one-hit KO with an energy blast. Rather frightening...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KHTqt4unso

I dunno; the Happy Mask Salesman's face could be freakin' CREEPY at times:
http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/a/a.....an_MM_rage.jpg

And of course there's the Malo Mart. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThcX8h7E_s

Happy Mask Salesman: YOU GON' GET RAPED

XD

Hey now, you cant have chickens without a Cock nearby.



Rooster that is, :D

just begging to be sucked

So... I've noticed that nobody has actually asked WHY you hate those chickens so. So, might I be the first to ask, what's your reason for hating 'em?

have you never attacked a cucco in Zelda?
If not, when you do it repeatedly, they are invincible, and they come flocking, and they dive bomb you until you get inside or die.

Oh, I know. But I didn't want to make the wrong assumption, in case Tojo had a different reason for disliking them. Maybe they cluck a lot and get on her nerves. I dunno. Thus my asking.

or sometimes they're a pain to catch :P

Derpy cluck says, "Bawwwwwk!" =)

Cheeken!! Can't you kill them in the game or something?

no. They are invincible, and if you try to attack them, they turn into the 2nd scariest monster in the series, and in some cases, the scariest, depending on which game you've played or are playing. If you hit it several times, it summons a great swarm of cuccos that are very painful and will not end until you die or escape.

Well that sucks XD

haha that funny me have chickens

Cock a doodle dong.

If you think cucco's are bad, you should see the chickens here in Grand Cayman.

They roam wild, are everywhere you go, and will eat just about anything that drops to the ground, including cigarettes and cooked chicken.

Ah, those jerks! *laughs*

Oh GAWD!

OMFG CHICKEN!!!!! GO FOR THE NEAREST HOUSE AND HIDE!!!!!

That's one fine cock.

and here i thought it was a reference to the first episode of this season's bbc mongrels...

This art is simply amazing

Use the force. The triforce that is! Hahaha, 'll be quiet now :X

Ugh, those damn cock bockers 3:<

*pokes at with the Master Sword*

BOCK

Bock is a dark German lager

did you try whacking them with your sword?

BOCK.

Just beware of what happens when you hit them too much~

I'm a rooster myself, so... BAWK!

*sudders*

Hahaha! Lolz!