It's that time of the year again!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas everyone!
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The day that grownups tried to explain to me that there was no Santa.
"Think about it, how can one man deliver presents to children all over the world in one night? - Time zones. - Exac...wait. What? - It isn't night time everywhere on earth at the same time, because the earth is round, so if you think about it, if you follow the rotation of the earth, it will stay night time for 24 hours strait, that's lots of time. - *long pause*... Okaaaaaay.. but how can one man deliver presents to every child, even if he has 24 hours to do it? - Well it isn't every child, it is just the children who believe in him. Not everyone celebrates Christmas. - ................ fine, how can he fly then - reindeer, duhhhh"
Bill Orly: Ashy foot prints on the hearth, presents under the tree, everyone was asleep, never a miscommunication, you can't explain that.
(okay, its not exactly the same as "tide comes in, tide goes out, but..)
"Think about it, how can one man deliver presents to children all over the world in one night? - Time zones. - Exac...wait. What? - It isn't night time everywhere on earth at the same time, because the earth is round, so if you think about it, if you follow the rotation of the earth, it will stay night time for 24 hours strait, that's lots of time. - *long pause*... Okaaaaaay.. but how can one man deliver presents to every child, even if he has 24 hours to do it? - Well it isn't every child, it is just the children who believe in him. Not everyone celebrates Christmas. - ................ fine, how can he fly then - reindeer, duhhhh"
Bill Orly: Ashy foot prints on the hearth, presents under the tree, everyone was asleep, never a miscommunication, you can't explain that.
(okay, its not exactly the same as "tide comes in, tide goes out, but..)
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