Fuck you fantroll. I suck.

Your name is HYAENI CROCUT

You are a tad confused as to why this is being told to you but you accept it nonetheless.
You are SEVEN AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD, close to 16 HUMAN EARTH YEARS OLD, but you don't know about those, so ignore that please. You're also VERY DIRTY and should probably take a BATH or something similar.

A WHITE BEAST follows you around, you refer to him as your DAD, but aren't completely sure as to whether your LUSUS is male or female. Perhaps you should check farther south just to make sure....No, disregard that. Due to the GREAT WHITE BEAST and its persistant NAGGING for you to stay inside of your HIVE, that of which you obey, you have developed a QUAINT FEAR OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD, often spending time ONLINE. You have few friends, and what little you do have refer to you by your TROLLTAG, ASEMICSCAVENGER. Though you venture out sometimes, you've never gone farther than what your LUSUS allows.

You and your LUSUS live in a GOLDEN FIELD with very TALL GRASS. It's quite often SILENT except for the times when you or your beast are tromping about attempting to catch the SMALLER CREATURES that also reside in the area. But because of CERTAIN YOWLING NOISES, you rarely catch what you need and often are left hungry until one of you manages to SHUT UP long enough to catch something. Gosh sometimes you're disappointed in yourself.

Due to your FEAR OF OTHERS AND THE OUTSIDE WORLD, you are not currently involved in any QUADRANT. You DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE and would prefer to NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. EVER.

You fall into a LOWER CLASS in the HEMOSPECTRUM. Your ORANGE BLOOD keeps you at a META-PEASANTY level, and to be quite frank, you are a-okay with this. You don't really care about the Hemospectrum in the first place.

Your INTERESTS consist mainly of ROCKS, BONES, and PREDATORY BEASTS. You have an extensive collection of STONES and OTHER THINGS placed in a cabinet in your room. On the subject of your room, it is quite MESSY and you should CLEAN IT before your WHITE BEAST gets upset with you.

Quirk: Double E, I becomes !. Prefers not to talk when in company of another Troll.