SO, you fine dandies thought I'd forgotten that I was gonna do art stuff, huh?
BULLSHIT I SAY!
Want to know what I've been doing with my time lately? Spare time and Even work time??

(I really should start posting here more often. Its bad enough that I only visit once a week for messages and shit.)


The three main characters for the upcoming comic I'll be doing, "I Hate EVERYTHING.".

From left to right, You have Gene Wilder, Mary Celeste and Buddy.

This is a major WIP, the colors aren't concrete, and Mary's eyes need to be fixed BADLY.

Gene Wilder; The first thing he'll say to you is "YES, like the actor.", He's short, crotchety, uncouth, generally unhappy and certainly not PC. He has no issue telling you what he thinks and generally doesn't care what you think. He uses his talent for finding everything stupid or ridiculous to his advantage, making a living, like most hate-filled people do, as an Internet Blogger. In person, people typically can't stand him or the way he's always picking things apart and insulting them, but on the internet, the numbers of his blog couldn't be higher.

Mary Celeste; The only person in the cast SMALLER that Gene, when she and Gene first met, she knew that they would forever be bitter enemies. Thats why she stays around. They hate each other and are always at some odds or another, but neither of them would know what to do without the bickering. Its her thoughts that Gene needs to constantly be taken down a peg or that someone needs to get back at him for all the things he says and does, or that maybe she's been sent as a sort of cosmic balance to his terrible vibes and inflated ego - but whatever it is, she enjoys the hell out of turning his tormenting back in on himself.

Buddy; Currently with no last name. Buddy was unfortunate enough to wind up with Gene as a roommate, however, his strength in fortune lies elsewhere - he's generally blind to the terrible ways in the world. He is the complete opposite of Gene in every way, he is helpful, kind, courteous, friendly and otherwise blissfully ignorant.
Any chance he can, he tries to figure out why Gene sees the world as a glass half shattered, and does what he can to show Gene the good that is simply bounding everywhere.