Urgh look at my awful new haircut I look like a total dork.
Actually, my mum was tired of me looking like an english sheepdog so I went ahead and chopped off 50% of my hair.

But that's not the point.
No, the point is that this is a ~*deep*~ picture of a pair of cuddly jerks cuddling. You can tell because it's black and white and we are in the kitchen (check out that sweet four-slice toaster). I am the little jerk and my fiancé/partner in crime is the big one. Note that I am standing on my tippy toes and he's leaning in, because otherwise I would be smooshed into his tummy. XD

Ah the joys of being five foot one with a six foot eight boyfriend.
At least it makes him the most effective pillow in the world.

I hope this qualms all curiosity about my love life and/or ability to get all the hugs.