Ohey Wombats

Aren't those things like these gorgeous Capybara-esque pouch thingies?

I have to hug one some day.

They're grumpy little buggers, actually. Prone to charging into things. They also kill foxes using their arse - true story :D

..ooooohhh.

I really like that last bit.

The fact that it's true is the best part. XD
They have a big, fleshy cartilaginous pad that forms their lower back and butt area. When they're chased into their burrow by a fox, they smoosh themselves flat on the ground so the fox's head comes in above their butt, then they throw their rear end upwards so the fox's skull is crushed against the roof of the burrow.

Creative o..0

....I love wombats.

My butt is deadly too.

At first when I saw this I thought it was a shirt. That would've been super awesome. But then I realized it wasn't but it's still pretty spiffy :3

LOOK AT THOSE DAGGERS.

STABSTABSTAB

WOMS!

Approved *thumbsup* :D