length = 4.6?

o.o

no.. length is 9.2. X3

since you got it wrong, suck ma dick.

but is says double length D:

if length = 4.6

4.6 doubled is 9.2

double length = 9.2

D:

*sucks dick anyway* X3

no.. the double there is not a function... we're just declaring a variable and assign the datatype as 'double', with the name 'length', and initial value of 9.2..

oh murr.. what a nice lips you have.. keep working on it and you'll get free A's in my class. >8D

Ooooo, Putting Double length is parenthesizes would help show that its one variable, or eliminate the chance of confusion by replacing the term "double" that actually has mathematical meaning outside of this equation.

Mmmmmmm is there extra credit when I'm done with this Assignment Professor ? :3

STOP TALKING AND KEEP SUCKING MA DICK

this conversation is like the worst mix of geek and gay ever XD

YES SIR :D

For numbers, you can declare it to be a number of things, most commonly it either being int (integer) or double. (the other two are long and float).

Integers can only hold whole numbers (1, 2, 3) while doubles can hold decimal numbers (1.1, 2.6, 9.4, etc). Long and float are simply versions of these that have even larger number spaces (can be more precise, etc... basic programming you don't need to deal with this).

So with: double length = 9.2; ...I am declaring a new variable of name "length", type "double" and value of "9.2"
If you wrote int length = 9.2; you would get a syntax error and won't be able to compile your program.

You can also declare things like:
double length;
length = 9.2;
...just depends on your situation/etc.

sorry i missed that, I'm suckin' on something :D

#include <iostream>
using namspace std;

int main() {
cout << "Hello Gorgeous"
}

I am a terrible person

Dammit I forgot the semicolon. Always, always. always!

This is what happens if you don't use emacs

I'm gonna shove my dick into your colon so you won't ever forget the semicolons again.

>83

while ( !burd.orgasm() ) {
penis.unf(burd);
}

java is bad :<

do{
if(!(wuff.ishorny())){
dick.harden();
wuff.buttfuck();
}
}

java can be fun! :)

JESUS CHRIST HAVE A TRIM

I wanted to go for a stroll in the woods not a bushwalk

lol poop

C

C++ is for newbs

Yeah :D
Start hardcoding noobs :P

just joking :D no one uses ANSI C for programming these days :D only place where cou can find is on win XP in Borland C++ v3 :D

i'm doing onlympics so i know it :D



the worst part was that that noobs had only gnu c (gcc) compiller so i couldn't compile my program and had to improvise :D

btw i was 4th

I learned to program C using gedit and notepad, no IDE! And the old GNU GCC compiler.

WOW :D nice ... i did it the same way :D but i was starting with Pascal :D

do you have skype ? :D

lol dude, this looks like it will be awesome

C#? :>

C++ is still a pain! =3=

#include <iomanip>
#include <fstream>
using namespace std;
void alternate (string);
ifstream skunk;
int main()
{
string bird, bend_over;
skunk.openpants ("skunkcock.txt")
skunk >> skunk cock
while (skunk)
{
bend_over =alternate (Fbird)
}
cout << "fuck C++" << endl;
return 0;
}

void alternate (Fbird)
{
while (Fbird=!bentover)
tell him to bend over
else
hump him
}


output:
"fuck c++"

cGull :DDDDDDDDD

Bitchplease. Assembly is where its at. *shot*

/*
#<iostream>
#<iostring>

int main ()
{

cout << " do u want to be fucked" /n " yes or no" /n/n;
cin >> answer/n;

if (answer == yes);
{
cout << " the victim shall be fucked";
}
else
{
cout << " the victim will be raped";
}

return 0;
}


*/
did i screw up anywhere?

omg lol :D you should use if (!strcasecmp(answer,"yes")){

but the code seems good :D

thanks but did u know
/*
*/
comments everything inbtween them

lol :D

you wanted correction .. but nice joke :P

Wut. XD

This MUST turn into a comic xD

Sure it's for a niche market, but it would be awesome xD

OMG lol :D you know C/C++ ? :D

this makes huge difference :D ...

BTW AWESOME PIC :D
Funny sexy and even PC maniacs will understand it :P

I C++ what you did there...

yay if you really know C++, then you can help.

Me=Starting out. and i haz questions

When making your programs, how do you add a GUI?
Are GUI's programmed in a differecnt language besides C++?
If so, which language?

C++ sux lol